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6 days ago
The Ghost and the Darkness
6 days ago
6 days ago
This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn't enough; you need an American as well.
How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up?
Host: Matthew
Panel: Nic, Nur, and Candace
Directed by Stephen HopkinsStarring: Michael Douglas, Val Kilmer, Tom Wilkinson, John Kani
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Priest (2011)
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Friday Mar 08, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world government Catholic Church claims they have all been eliminated. Yup...Holy Hell this movie is nuts. Episode 450! Woo!
How will Priest (2011) hold up?
Host: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Nic and Charlie Rose
Directed by Scott StewartStarring: Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Karl Urban, Lily Collins, Brad Dourif, Stephen Moyer, Christopher Plummer
Friday Mar 01, 2024
Ghost
Friday Mar 01, 2024
Friday Mar 01, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths.
How will Ghost hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Nur, Keiko
Directed by Jerry ZuckerStarring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Phil Leeds
Thursday Feb 22, 2024
Pretty Woman
Thursday Feb 22, 2024
Thursday Feb 22, 2024
As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone's favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.
How will Pretty Woman hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur
Directed by Garry MarshallStarring: Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, Laura San Giacomo, Ralph Bellamy, Alex Hyde-White, Amy Yasbeck, Elinor Donahue, Hector Elizondo, Judith Baldwin, Hank Azaria
Thursday Feb 15, 2024
Teen Witch
Thursday Feb 15, 2024
Thursday Feb 15, 2024
This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf!
How will Teen Witch hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur
Directed by Dorian WalkerStarring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
Legend (1985)
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise's teeth don't line up in this film. I noticed it. I can't stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans.
How will Legend (1985) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko
Directed by Ridley ScottStarring: Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, David Bennent, Billy Barty, Robert Picardo
Friday Feb 02, 2024
Flashdance
Friday Feb 02, 2024
Friday Feb 02, 2024
This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick.
How will Flashdance hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur
Directed by Adrian LyneStarring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala, Sunny Johnson, Kyle T. Heffnerm, Lee Ving
Friday Jan 26, 2024
Back to the Future
Friday Jan 26, 2024
Friday Jan 26, 2024
This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future.
How will Back to the Future hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace
Directed by Robert ZemeckisStarring: Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Tom Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, James Tolkan, Billy Zane
Myopia Movies
Welcome to season 9 of Myopia Movies! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that our memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up? We watch everything from classics to cult classics, action and adventure to animation, send us your suggestions!