This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch your favorite non-canonical Bond movie. You know, the maniac with the crazy base and the plan to destroy a major city, the British Secret Agent who had been thrown in prison, and the handsome American agent. We watched The Rock, who gets the prom queen?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nic

Panel: Scott, Erin, and Michael

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We did it, finally. We got to the movie that made me realize there were bad movies in the world. I was at a sleepover in 6th grade and thought this would be scary, but not only was it not scary, I laughed at the terribleness. Strange days. Anyway, this week we watched Anaconda, which, since it had Jennifer Lopez in it, the anaconda did want some, because she has buns...hon. Unfortunately, it was stymied by a pick-axe and an Ice Cube. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel and Zack

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Man, this movie seems more recent, but after the disappointing Quantum of Solace, Skyfall returned Bond with gusto. Adele sings a brassy ballad and the audience swooned. Also, a good flick. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Matt, Jon, Daniel

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