December 28, 2017

Rugrats

Happy Holidays! Litterally! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch the Rugrats in The Santa Experience and Chanukah! Two Holidays are represented! Will the voices drive Nic to rage? Will the poorly constructed jokes drive Daniel to suicide? Well, that makes it just like the holidays in general! So, pour yourself some hot choco and let's drive into Rugrats!

Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon!

Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex CummingsDoomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel

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December 21, 2017

Gremlins

It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetance!

Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex CummingsDoomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy, Thomas

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December 14, 2017

Die Hard

Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby's smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time.

Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nicolas and Daniel

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"Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination," I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he's just straight up killing kids, right?

Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me as we “welcome” in the “holidays” with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (The Rankin/Bass Classic) and The He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special!

Host: Nicolas 

Defendant: Nicolas 

Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy

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