March 29, 2018

Magic School Bus

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This week on Myopia Mornings, the teacher is home sick with a hangover and the sub is showing videos! Join Scott and I as we get swallowed with olives and get passive aggressive with fancy book learning. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Scott

Panel: Nicolas

March 22, 2018

National Treasure

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.

How will you stand when we put your past on trials?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel

March 15, 2018

Tomb Raider (2001)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy

 

March 8, 2018

George of the Jungle

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

March 1, 2018

ET The Extra-Terrestrial

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew