Myopia Movies

Kazaam

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn't this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense. 
How will Kazaam hold up?
Host: Keiko
Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex
 
Directed by Paul Michael GlaserStarring: Shaquille O'Neal, Francis Capra, Ally Walker, James Acheson, and Mother Love

Sister Act

This week on Myopia Movies, we have a cameo appearance from the Pope! We watched Sister Act, the best musical numbers by a nun since Airplane! 
How will Sister Act hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex
 
Directed by Emile ArdolinoStarring: Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel, Bill Nunn, Mary Wickes, Kathy Najimy, Wendy Makkena

The Bride of Chucky

This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don't do the dishes. 
How will The Bride of Chucky hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Matthew 
 
Directed: Ronnie Yu
Starring: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, Gordon Michael Woolvett, John Ritter, Kathy Najimy

Pitch Black

This week on Myopia Movies, we pay someone to polish our eyes. We watched Pitch Black, proving that with a few filters even YOU can make a movie! 
How will Pitch Black hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur
 
Directed by David Twohy
Starring: Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Vin Diesel, Keith David 

Silence of the Lambs

This week on Myopia Movies, the host is a big fat person. We watched Silence of the Lambs and we take a cooking lesson! This may be the most awarded film we have talked about in an episode as long as the movie!
How will Silence of the Lambs hold up? 
Host: Nic
Panel: Alex, Keiko, and Matthew
 
Director: Jonathan Demme
Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine, Anthony Heald, Charles Napier, Roger Corman, Diane Baker,, Frankie Faison. 
 

Vampire in Brooklyn

This week on Myopia Movies, Eddie Murphy sucks. We watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a terrible portent of things to come...like the Klumps.
How will Vampire in Brooklyn hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Alex, Nur, Keiko, Matt
Directed by Wes CravenStarring Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison, John Witherspoon

Underworld

This week on Myopia Movies, we get confused at a werewolf movie! We watched Underworld, a movie I would have forgotten if I didn't just listen to us talk about it! 
How will Underworld hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, and Matthew
Directed by Len Wiseman.
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane BrollyNote: There are some audio issues here, sorry! 

Hail, Caesar

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn a thing or two about Communism. We watched Hail, Caesar, Channing Tatum's musical extravaganza! How will Hail, Caesar hold up during this Coen Month?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Alex
Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Frances McDormand, Jonah Hill, Fisher Stevens, David Krumholtz