Myopia Movies

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

This week on Myopia Movies, we fall in love again...with Gaston. We watched Beauty and the Beast, a podcast old as time, set in Disney-cember, and wish that the beast turned back (I think this is what Shrek's ending is about.)
How will Beauty and the Beast hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Keiko, Matthew, Alex.
 
Directed by Gary Trousdale and Kirk WiseStarring Paige O'Hara, Robby Benson, Jesse Corti, Rex Everhart, Angela Lansbury, Jerry Orbach, Bradley Pierce, David Ogden Stiers, Richard White, Jo Anne Worley, Mary Kay Bergman

The Little Mermaid (1989)

The week in your Disney-cember stocking, we are visiting the movie that ushered in the Disney Renaissance. We watched The Little Mermaid (1989), where hosts don't reprimand their panel. 
Does The Little Mermaid (1989) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Candace, Alex
 
Directed by Ron Clements and John MuskerStarring: Jodi Benson, Samuel E. Wright, Rene Auberjonois, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Pat Carroll, Paddi Edwards, Buddy Hackett, Kenneth Mars, Edie McClurg
 
 
 
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The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

This week on Myopia Movies we start our Disney-cember by watching what turned out to be a real argumentative movie. We watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I say you just cut Edmund loose. 
How will The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Nur, Keiko, Alex
 
Directed by Andrew AdamsonStarring: Tilda Swinton, Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, James McAvoy, Jim Broadbent

Trading Mom

This week on Myopia Movies, we end Keiko-vember and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving as we visit the MILF market...I mean Mommy Market....MOMMY MARKET....only if they call me daddy....We watched Trading Mom! Did you know that Sissy Spacek had this range? From Workaholic Mom to Circus Mom?
How will Trading Mom hold up?
Host: Keiko
Panel: Alex, Nic, Matt, Daniel
Directed by Tia Brelis
Starring: Sissy Spacek, Anna Chlumsky, Aaron Michael Metchik, Asher Metchik, Maureen Stapleton, Merritt Yohnka, André René Roussimoff (as André the Giant)

Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997)

This week on Keiko-vember, we revisit made-for-TV Disney to watch a musical with a stacked cast! We watched Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997), the recordholder for the bestselling video for a made-for-TV movie.
How will Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997) hold up?Host: Keiko
Panel: Nic, Matt, AlexDirected by Robert IscoveStarring: Brandy Norwood, Bernadette Peters, Veanne Cox, Natalie Desselle Reid, Paolo Montalban, Jason Alexander, Whoopi Goldberg, Victor Garber, Whitney Houston

Kazaam

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn't this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense. 
How will Kazaam hold up?
Host: Keiko
Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex
 
Directed by Paul Michael GlaserStarring: Shaquille O'Neal, Francis Capra, Ally Walker, James Acheson, and Mother Love

Sister Act

This week on Myopia Movies, we have a cameo appearance from the Pope! We watched Sister Act, the best musical numbers by a nun since Airplane! 
How will Sister Act hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex
 
Directed by Emile ArdolinoStarring: Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel, Bill Nunn, Mary Wickes, Kathy Najimy, Wendy Makkena

The Bride of Chucky

This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don't do the dishes. 
How will The Bride of Chucky hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Matthew 
 
Directed: Ronnie Yu
Starring: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, Gordon Michael Woolvett, John Ritter, Kathy Najimy