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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Matt yells "Noooooooooooo!" for 20 minutes. We watched Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith, I guess this is the good one, maybe? I mean, it was the chosen one.....

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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House

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How will Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey

January 10, 2019

Speed 2: Cruise Control

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How do you end up with a classic like Speed 2? Well first you need a classic, like Speed. Ah, the movie making process. First, you get a script together, match it with producers with the vision, who find directors who see that vision, cinematographers who can bring the vision to celluloid, actors who fulfill that vision, and the music and effects that bring it to life.

Ah, the sequel making process. First, the director (now also the producer), gets a script, then has a dream that causes him to throw out the original script and rewrite it. This causes the big star of the movie to leave (causing the movie studio to make up a lie involving the actor's band).  Then proceed to add a subplot about a deaf girl (14) in love with the new male lead (to make him seem less like a robot), show the female lead watching Lolita to nail subtext, add leeches and Willem Dafoe, give it a catchy subtitle, like "The Boat that Couldn't Slow Down," or "Cruise Control," and pow! You've got a movie!

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How will Speed 2 stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Matthew, Daniel

January 3, 2019

Blues Brothers 2000

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Welcome to 2019 everyone! First of all, thanks for listening to a podcast entitled 'Blues Brothers 2000,' it was hard on us to watch it. Our infinite love and appreciation to you and yours in this new year. Further, we would like to thank you for your continued support this year with the podcast. We grew in leaps and bounds this year and there are exciting things to come! How do we start the year off? With movie sequels that disappointed us! What fun? I mean, what fun!

Remember that musical comedy from the 80s? It was a two-hander with a great comedy team with one more stoic than the last, with great musical guests and a mission from God? Well, what if 18 years later, we made a sequel with one of them dead, added a kid, and added magic? Sounds terrible right? Well, at least the soundtrack is good…

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Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Evan, Zach, Daniel

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This week we present an additional Bonus episode! Thomas (regular and Geekly Oddcast host) compare Kermit the Frog impressions and we round out his Muppet month with a discussion on the Muppets as an art form.

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December 25, 2018

The Muppet Christmas Carol

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We post a little early to welcome you a our version of a Merry Christmas, a Michael Caine Musical! Join a self aware narrator and a movie I know so well, I didn't need to rewatch it, though I did anyway. Because, I am a professional. We watched the Muppet Christmas Carol, So enjoy! 

I want to thank you all for making 2018 the best year yet! After iTunes deleted over half my reviews, more of you stood up to be counted and I appreciate that! People came to say 'hi' at Cineprov, which is award winning now, for which I am also grateful. I keep doing this because you keep encouraging me and I love you for that!

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How will The Muppet Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Thomas, Daniel and Matthew

December 20, 2018

Labyrinth

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, a girl becomes a women, or falls in love with her new step dad, or is charmed by David Bowie. We watched Labyrinth, is your step brother REALLY worth it? I mean, that bulge though....

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How will Labyrinth stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

December 13, 2018

Muppets in Space

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched Alex Jones' favorite Muppet movie, Muppets in Space. Filled with government conspiracy, Dr Teeth (but no singing), and Miss Piggy as a conspiracy TV show host role, this movie is a mess, but still Muppets-ish.

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How will Muppets in Space stand when we put it on trial?

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Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

December 6, 2018

Follow that Bird

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As we unfurled our Muppet Month, American Treasure Caroll Spinney (the Voice of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) announced his retirement from Sesame Street.  Therefore, we called an audible and watched Follow that Bird, a heartwarming classic of anti-white supremacy, dealing with depression, and road trips. Co-Starring John Candy and Waylon Jennings.

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How will Follow that Bird stand when we put it on trial?

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Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

December 2, 2018

Disremembered Part 3

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As Disremembered returns for our Decemeber Bonus Episode, Daniel regales us with tales of Michael Eisner and the height of power! Hey, what if there was Disney in Europe...a sort of Euro-Epcot...brilliant!

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Host: Daniel

Panel: Nicolas and Jon

November 29, 2018

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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When I realized that this month had one too many Thursdays, I thought what is a crap movie that I have seen which is vaguely Indiana Jones-ish. I remembered this, the last Disney film that I saw in theaters for about a decade. Turned out it wants to be Stargate more than Indiana Jones.

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How will Atlantis: The Lost Empire stand when we put it on trial?

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Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

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Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn't it? "Oh, Nic," you thought, "Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!" And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it was better than I remembered! Not much, but still...

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How will Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: The Fans
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

 

November 20, 2018

Disremembered Part 2

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As Disremembered returns for our November Bonus Episode, Daniel regales us with tales of Michael Eisner's ascension!

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Host: Daniel

Panel: Nicolas and Jon

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We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the most famous treasures in Christendom and introduce an incredible father character. Well, only time will tell! 

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How will Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stand when we put it on trial?

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Defendant: The Fans

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

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When last we left Indy, he had defeated the Nazis, saved the girl, and lost the Ark of the Covenant to bureaucratic red tape. However, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we find out where he was before that movie in the one that everyone used to think was the worst! We watched the prequel Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who says Short Round doesn't age well! Everyone, everyone says that.

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How will Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: The Fans

Panel: Daniel

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we fall back in love with a great character who doesn't really matter in the plot of his own movie. We watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! This was selected by the Facebook and Twitter (@myopiapodcast) fans, thanks for voting and follow us there for upcoming info about the show, listener request month, and polls! 

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Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! If you are getting this the day it drops, see me riff Halloween VI at the Plaza tonight!

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How will Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: The Fans

Panel: Daniel

October 25, 2018

Deep Rising

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a movie that is not sure what it is. Deep Rising is part Alien, part Poseidon Adventure, part heist film, part inside man movie, all mess and bad CGI! A treat(?), but with appropriate scares to wrap up this monster month.

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How will Deep Rising stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew

Panel: Emily, Steve, Lauren

October 18, 2018

Lake Placid

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we visit Bill Pullman after that whole President thing and hear some of the worst dialog put to celluloid. We watched Lake Placid, people really need to stop ripping off Steven Spielberg, ok? And no, your pitch of what if Betty White were the bad guy in a Jurassic Park meets Jaws crossover starring a giant alligator does not sweeten the pot. Well, I am lying, that sounds amazing; too bad this was not.

Note: There is some mild static on this episode, I tried to fix it, but could not get it completely. Sorry!

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How will Lake Placid stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew and Daniel

October 11, 2018

Eight Legged Freaks

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we remember the era when David Arquette could open a movie. Well, just the reason he was never asked to again. We continue our monster movie month with the horror comedy Eight Legged Freaks!

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How will Eight Legged Freaks stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Thomas
Panel: Matthew and Daniel

October 4, 2018

Godzilla

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Welcome to the monster movie month Matthew maintained! This year for October we crack out a few spooky movies and have a little fun with them; well, as much as can be had with some of this crap. We start with the baffling big budget monster film Godzilla (1998). Fresh off the crushing success of Independence Day, Roland Emmerich has made some upgrades! Replacing sexy and charismatic Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria. Replacing sexy love interest Vivica A Fox with Maria Pittio. And replacing the heroic Bill Pullman with Michael Learner (playing Mayor Ebert, a reviewer who gave Independence Day a bad review). The only true upgrade was replacing Randy Quaid with Jeno Reno. So let's get into a Godzilla movie so bad that it saved ToHo productions who made a film where their Godzilla kills this one

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Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Matthew and Daniel

September 27, 2018

V for Vendetta

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The last ‘Cool in College Movie’ is the Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman/Wachowski film ‘V for Vendetta.  Filled with masks, music, more masks, government-controlled media pretending to be independent, masks, explosions, masks, genocide, and masks; this movie has something for everyone!

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Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Thomas

Panel: Matthew and Daniel

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Hey all! I hope you are having a good week as rain pelts me here in Atlanta. As promised, we are starting a new once-monthly series with Daniel Suddes as a bonus run. The series dubbed Disremembered attempts to dissect the turbulent stories behind movies. This season (which will return if it gets good feedback) is on the rise and fall of one of the most interesting, powerful, and controversial people in film in recent decades Michael Eisner. Jon and I commentate while Daniel desperately tries to talk. Enjoy! 

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Host: Daniel

Panel: Jon and Nic

September 20, 2018

Donnie Darko

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Hello! This week a we watch a movie that created a Gyllenhaal dynasty and gave me a righteous fear of rabbits. We watched Donnie Darko, do you doubt MY committment to Sparkle Motion?

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How will you stand when we put Donnie Darko on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant:Matthew
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren

 

September 13, 2018

Fight Club

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a cautionary tale about toxic masculinity that made us all hate IKEA. We watched Fight Club, who knew that Helena Bonham Carter could act without Tim Burton?

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How will you stand when we put Fight Club on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Matthew, Daniel

September 6, 2018

Boondock Saints

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Welcome to the next month in our season 5 line-up, Cool In College. Curated by Daniel, these movies were the posters on every wall sold in the quads from under a cheap canopy. These were the movies you thought were profound when you were in your late teens and early twenties, do they hold up or are they cheap messages and indie film money from the 90's. We will find out together! 

Our first pick is the box office poison that was Boondock Saints. According to Box Office Mojo, the widest release it had was five theaters and made $30,471 on a $6,000,000 investment. The cult status came later of this neo-libertarian crime? revenge? movie! Prepare for homophobia!

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Also, on the day this comes out, I will be performing with Cineprov as Larry, Candace and I riff on WarGames! See you at the Plaza! 

How will you stand when we put Boondock Saints on trial?

Host: Nic

Defendant: Daniel

Panel: Mollie, Matt

August 30, 2018

Little Rascals

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Has there ever been a joke that people around you like, but you just don't find funny? Maybe it has been stripped down from a better joke, or told so many times that it is no longer funny. With that image in your head, we watch the Little Rascals, from the director of Wayne's World. You heard me. 

This is the last precocious kid movie of the month and boy is it as doozy with a surprise cameo you won't expect; I was gobsmacked. As it stands, though, thanks for sharing the previous episodes and helping start the season right. This is the last week to suggest your precocious kids movie and we will see if your choice is an episode in the spring! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunesGoogle PlayStitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? 

Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick’s WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace.

How will you stand when we put Little Rascals on Trial?

Host: Nicolas 

Defendant: Daniel

Panel: Daniel and Kelsey

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