This is a disaster of a disaster movie. It is honestly terrible. It is the only time I can think of where my publisher said "honestly, I am glad I didn't see this with you; it was boring." However, Aaron Eckhart has a great hissy fit. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas 

Defendant: I brought it to the table, but no one defends this. 

Panel: Thomas and Daniel

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The only thing I need to say about this movie in order to see whether or not you remember it is "Christmas Jones." This train wreck involves the death of Hagrid, M being kidnapped, and some serious Pierce Brosnan jaw acting. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bond Experts: Jeremy, Daniel

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What we have here is the confluence of two wonderful topics, terrible flicks and movies only Matt Quinn has seen. In this pseudo-Power Rangers-ish movie we round out March and #trypod month!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendent: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Daniel

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In honor of the March 24th Release, we return to the classic that, when I was a young and impressionable middle schooler, ruined the show for me. 

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned that you can replace to actors and hope kids don't notice. Oh, they noticed. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Madison, Daniel, Matthew Quinn, Jeremy

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Well, well, well. Fake news? Business taking over politics? Robotic cars? Bond in a BMW?!?!?! So fanciful! After the amazing Goldeneye, did Tomorrow Never Dies hold up? How did Pierce hold up? Will I answer any of these questions? Tune in to find out!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, Jon C, Thomas

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February 16, 2017

Episode 111: Hellboy (2004)

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned Ron Perlman has the greatest voice ever. We watched Hellboy, wait, Guillermo Del Toro? Perlman? How did they even get this cast?  

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Madison

Panel: Matthew Quinn

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Out with the oldish, in with the Irish! We watched Goldeneye for this Mission Briefing. I know what your are thinking, didn't they already nostalgia all over this? Well, you are keen and thanks for listening! We did it again with the Mission Gaze! Pierce Brosnan replaced Tim Dalton! Nintendo 64 is mentioned, duh!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Steven, Matt, Jon, Thomas

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned why Elisabeth Hurley stopped acting. We watched Bedazzled,  dónde esta esa biblioteca?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Abbey

Panel: Daniel and Madison

 

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So this film is, well, I guess, goodbye once again to another Bond. This we just got to know you! We end up with this film which starts with a wedding and ends with Felix Leiter being bitten in half. So, I guess paves the way for Joe Don Baker and Jimmy Bond, which is weird. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bond Experts: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Angela Lansbury never really looked young. We watched Bednobs and Broomsticks, how is this movie nearly two and a half hours long?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Madison

Panel: Abbey, Daniel, Matt

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