This week on Myopia Movies, we manifest the hell out of some destiny! We watched Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, the origin story of Champ!

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How will the Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Jon, Jeremy, Matthew, Daniel

March 25, 2021

King Kong (2005)

This week we watch a huge, hairy, terrifying Jack Black! We saw King Kong (2005), I imagine the truest movie about how Richard Attenborough made nature documentaries.  

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How will the King Kong Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Jeremy, Nur

March 18, 2021

The Princess Diaries

This week on Myopia Movies, we class up the place! We watched the Princess Diaries, the time Julie Andrews danced with Hector Elizondo, steaming hot.

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For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

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How will the Princess Diaries Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Jeremy, Matthew

 

March 11, 2021

13 Going on 30

This month we learn that sometimes nerds turn into Mark Ruffalo! We watched 13 Going on 30, Big for the ladies! 

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How will the 13 Going on 30 Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Fitzy, Lauren, Nur

March 4, 2021

Cobra

This week we take out our pizza scissors, we watched Cobra! If crime is the disease, are you the cure?

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How will the Cobra Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Adam

 

February 25, 2021

The Man in the Iron Mask

This week on Myopia Movies, we see Gerard Depardieu's butt! We watched The Man in the Iron Mask, the film where a Frenchman, an Irishman, an American, and a Brit, play the four French Musketeers, and swear to protect the French king played by an American. 

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

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For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

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How will the Man in the Iron Mask Hold Up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Nur, Candace

February 18, 2021

What Women Want

This week on Myopia Movies we learn that stealing a woman's ideas help you succeed! We watched What Women Want, the movie where Mel Gibson can hear women and female dogs...yup.

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

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For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

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How will What Women Want hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Fitzy, Nur

February 11, 2021

Daredevil

The week we watch a real classy Valentines release, Daredevil! The movie that made Ben Affleck say he would never do a comic book movie. again..the first time.

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

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How will Daredevil hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Dan, and Evan

February 4, 2021

The Last Unicorn

This week we learn that Rankin and Bass did more than just Rudolph, we watched the Last Unicorn! 

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Last Unicorn hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, and Kellie

January 28, 2021

Space Cowboys

This week we shoot a bunch of old people into space to spite John Glenn. We watched Space Cowboys, the only the film bold enough to watch William Devane chew for 90 minutes! 

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For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Space Cowboys hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

January 21, 2021

Dick Tracy

This week the folks from Cineprov cover 1990's Dick Tracy (you can get our Riff on it either with a donation to Cineprov or joining the Myopia Patreon). In the meantime, join us for the only PG rated movie where you can see Madonna completely naked! We watched Dick Tracy, Batman 1989 for babies!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

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For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

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How will Dick Tracy hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Fitzy, Evan

 

January 14, 2021

King Arthur (2004)

This week, we watch Clive Owen once again just miss stardom. We saw King Arthur, who knew history could be this boring...

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For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

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How will King Arthur hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Jeremy

January 6, 2021

Timecop

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a significantly better movie about stopping thieves in a mall than Wonder Woman 1984, we watched buns of steel, I mean Timecop. All Belgians can do the splits, I just choose not to. 

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For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

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How will Timecop hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy

 

Happy New Year and may 2021 be a great year for you and yours! This week we end the non-Patreon Harry Potter series with Myron of the Atlanta Podcast (on Twitter @TheATLPodcast) as Kellie guides us through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix hold up?

Host: Kellie

Panel: Myron, Daniel, and Nic

This week, Daniel Radcliffe valiantly tries to prevent the Twilight series by attempting to keep alive Cedric Diggory. We watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, can someone get a barber to set? 

Just wanted to take a moment in this chaotic time of year in a chaotic year to thank you all personally for your support. We at Myopia Movies appreciate your our listeners, or Patreon Members and our fans. Thanks and Happy Holidays!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire hold up

Host: Kellie

Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, we tell spiders we don't want to tap dance. We watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, honestly how can people be in two places at once?

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For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban hold up

Host: Kellie

Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, Kellie tells us what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? We watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, It's not much, but it's home.

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  • For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).
  • For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
  • For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
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How will Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets hold up

Host: Kellie

Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic

December 7, 2020

13th Warrior Patreon Preview

Welcome! If you are receiving this on the main feed and are surprised, join the Patreon! A couple months back, we watched Antonio Banderas play an Arab, join with Vikings, to fight monsters! You know it is good when they fire the director of Die Hard and replace him with author Michael Crichton. Woo!

If you want to hear more like this, we will keep bringing you the main feed, but there is more on the Patreon, including extra episodes, movie riffs, and more!

Thanks,

Nic

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Jon, and Jeremy. 

This week on Myopia Movies, Kellie takes over the month of December so we can cover to whole Harry Potter Series! This week, we learn we are wizards from a gruff giant, we watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Alas, earwax.

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  • For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).
  • For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
  • For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone hold up?

Host: Kellie

Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic

November 30, 2020

Van Helsing - Patreon Freebie

Hello! This is a strange brew situation. This movie has all the fixin's of something we may like, Hugh Jackman, director of the Mummy, and interesting characters, like Abraham Van Helsing and Dracula. Then this movie shits the bed. Similarly, to us. We planned this, there was an issue with recording, so we are giving it away for free, enjoy!
 
Thanks,
Nic
 

Happy Thanksgiving, today we celebrate the season and start bawling like a child. We watched Plains, Trains, and Automobiles, man I miss John Candy. 

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How will Plains, Trains, and Automobiles Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace

You asked for it! The Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is now on patreon, has been for a while in fact. Soon, we will have Candace on to talk Trek as we do a Star Trek V Commentary. In the mean time, enjoy this sample from Patreon. For the price of a few pay-to-win iPhone game tokens, you can support your friends here! 

This month on the Patreon exclusive Myopia Movies episode, we save some whales! We watched Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, a Star Trek rom com. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew

 

November 19, 2020

Short Circuit 2

This week on Myopia Movies, we visit the family friendly side of the military industrial complex with just a dash of brown face. We watched Short Circuit 2, I know Johnny, but are any of us truly alive? 

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

  • For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
  • For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
  • For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
  • For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
  • For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Short Circuit 2 Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace

November 11, 2020

Ace Venture: Pet Detective

This week on Myopia Movie, we remember a great comedian and get grossed out by his transphobia. We watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, knowing his stance on vaccines, the talking ass is appropriate. 

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

  • For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
  • For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
  • For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
  • For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
  • For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Ace Venture: Pet Detective Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew

November 5, 2020

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

This week we round out a month of vampire flicks with the most true attempt to retell the tale, We watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, come for the butthead hair cut, stay for Wynona Rider sucking off Gary Oldman. You heard me. 

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

  • For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.
  • For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)
  • For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (Last month we covered the 13th Warrior and on this vampire themed October we are covering From Dusk til Dawn).
  • For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie.
  • For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Bram Stoker's Dracula Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Daniel, and Matthew

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