This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch your favorite non-canonical Bond movie. You know, the maniac with the crazy base and the plan to destroy a major city, the British Secret Agent who had been thrown in prison, and the handsome American agent. We watched The Rock, who gets the prom queen?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nic

Panel: Scott, Erin, and Michael

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We did it, finally. We got to the movie that made me realize there were bad movies in the world. I was at a sleepover in 6th grade and thought this would be scary, but not only was it not scary, I laughed at the terribleness. Strange days. Anyway, this week we watched Anaconda, which, since it had Jennifer Lopez in it, the anaconda did want some, because she has buns...hon. Unfortunately, it was stymied by a pick-axe and an Ice Cube. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel and Zack

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Man, this movie seems more recent, but after the disappointing Quantum of Solace, Skyfall returned Bond with gusto. Adele sings a brassy ballad and the audience swooned. Also, a good flick. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Matt, Jon, Daniel

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Hello everyone! And a special Helloooo to all the nurses...This week we start our newest spin-off and addition to the Myopia Family, Myopia Mornings. In each of these we will select a smattering of random episodes of the TV show you grew up with and give them the ole Myopia analysis. In the inaugural episode, we start the WB/Steven Spielberg classic Animaniacs from 1993, possibly the smartest and funniest kids show to date! 

As season four continues, we will do a Myopia Mornings once per month! If you came just for the TV shows, there is a feed for them too! If not, enjoy this slight departure from format. I am happy to say, these projects keep our feed growing. So please, rate and review us and share! It really helps us out!

Thanks!

Nic

 

 

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This week, we start Season 4 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Along with some surprises along the way, we are adding a new series called Myopia Mornings, a children's TV spinoff and we are returning to weekly episodes and I find that Excellent! 

As has been tradition, we have started the seasons with the sequels to the first episode, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but unfortunately we are out, so we are moving on to sequels of the second episode, which was most triumpant. Thus, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn what George Carlin would do for coke money. We watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), what was so sinister at the Circle K?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Matthew Quinn, Daniel, and Steve

 

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I know, I know, you are thinking about how bad this movie is or, rather, how much you disliked it. So, thank you for even looking. It is riddled with shaky-cam, it feels rushed, and it is not crazy or campy (so bad it is good). Yet, it is brutal and at time very real. We see the death of Bond's humanity, quite possibly. So, we watched it, why? Because it is a Bond film, of course!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bond: Experts: Steve, Daniel

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting range, from mercenary killing machine to mercenary killing machine who happens to be a good dad. We watched Commando, I know I said we would watch this movie last, but I LIED.

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant/Panel: Zack

 

Also, I would like to thank Podcast Addict for putting us in the top 10 a couple weeks ago!

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This week we explore my obssesion with the glory that is Patrick Swayze, I mean, that two people that hate each other can make great chemistry on screen. We watched Dirty Dancing (1987), did you have the time of your life? You knew that was going to be the line, don't lie. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Lauren  

Panel: Thomas H, Christina, Matthew Quinn

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This week on Mission Briefing, we welcome a new Bond and say good-bye to an old one; RIP Roger Moore. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Thomas, Matt P, Daniel, Jon

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This week we stomached something that Loren Michaels couldn't, both Kenan and Kel. We watched Good Burger (1997), did Abe Begoda and George Clinton really have nothing better to do?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel, Thomas, Matthew Quinn

 

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