May 24, 2018

Stargate

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate!  How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster with Godzilla? And guess what? Independence Day 3 has been announced. Sigh.

Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!

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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Jon C

Panel: Daniel, Matthew

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda...also that joke was for movie nerds...sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers.

Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!

While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunesGoogle PlayStitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew

Panel: Daniel

May 10, 2018

The Secret of Nimh

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really?

Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe!

While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunesGoogle PlayStitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew

Panel: Daniel

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It's time for another Myopia Mornings! With Scott away this week, Nic fills in with Daniel and Matthew as they try to down a preachy show that haunted TBS. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we clean up this place! We watched Captain Planet and the Planeteers, the power is yours!

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We are a proud member of the ESO Network.

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel and Matthew 

April 26, 2018

Iron Man

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Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas 

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Steve, Kellie, Thomas

April 19, 2018

Speed

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Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew

April 12, 2018

Highlander

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Daniel

April 5, 2018

Deep Blue Sea

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Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think...

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Matthew Quinn

Panel: Jeremy and Steve

March 29, 2018

Magic School Bus

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This week on Myopia Mornings, the teacher is home sick with a hangover and the sub is showing videos! Join Scott and I as we get swallowed with olives and get passive aggressive with fancy book learning. 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Scott

Panel: Nicolas

March 22, 2018

National Treasure

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.

How will you stand when we put your past on trials?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel

March 15, 2018

Tomb Raider (2001)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy

 

March 8, 2018

George of the Jungle

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

March 1, 2018

ET The Extra-Terrestrial

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

February 22, 2018

Batman the Animated Series

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Narrow your eyes and pull out your cowl, we watched Batman this week! In this classic noir cartoon, we hear a Mark Hamill cackle and a Kevin Conroy growl and fall in love all over again.

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Scott

Panel: Erin, Thomas, Nic

February 14, 2018

Princess Bride

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Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage! 

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Everyone?

Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey

February 8, 2018

Babe (1995)

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Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming!

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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nic

Defendant: Nic

Panel: Daniel

February 1, 2018

Predator (1987)

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This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA.

Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we are starting season two my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an series of interviews; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Panel: Jeremy and Matthew

January 25, 2018

Rocko’s Modern Life

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This morning, grab some Alpha-Bits and mind the musical numbers, we watched Rocko's Modern Life! Will Nic spin a yarn? Will Thomas' new work laptop have good audio? Will Thomas and Nic let Scott get a word in edge wise? Will Rocko vacuum his house?!?!?!? Stick around as we love on this classic of our youth and forebearer to Millenialism. 

Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Evan of Evan and Garrett take on the World, and Christine as they tackle Stragglers with the director in the audience on February 1st! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!

Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with some interviews to start the season; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Scott
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Thomas

January 18, 2018

Total Recall (1990)

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick!

Plugs! Join <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8942610/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr37">Larry</a> (our founder and comedy writer for<a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/80128275">MST3K season 11</a>), Candace of <a href="http://lipsdownondixie.wixsite.com/ldod">Lips Down On Dixie</a>, and I as we tackle <em><a href="https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x296878">Flesh Gordon,</a> </em>on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!

Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!

Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/myopia-defend-your-childhood-a-nostalgic-movies-podcast/id902021563?mt=2">iTunes!</a>, <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dudeletter/myopia-defend-your-childhood">Stitcher!</a> or <a href="http://myopia.podbean.com/">Podbean!</a> Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/MyopiaPodcast/?ref=bookmarks">Facebook</a> or <a href="https://twitter.com/MyopiaPodcast">Twitter</a>, and we are starting a new <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAhD0cfDfApMntVyWibbmnw">YouTube Channel</a>, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with <a href="https://twitter.com/akbarjenkins">Alex Cummings</a>, <a href="https://soundcloud.com/doomedtorepeat">Doomed to Repeat</a> with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Matthew
Panel: Jeremy

January 11, 2018

The Addams Family

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They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky, the Addams Family.
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy!

Join <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm8942610/?ref_=ttfc_fc_wr37">Larry</a> (our founder and comedy writer for<a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/80128275">MST3K season 11</a>), Candace of <a href="http://lipsdownondixie.wixsite.com/ldod">Lips Down On Dixie</a>, and I tackle <em><a href="https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x296878">Flesh Gordon,</a>  </em>and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!

Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!

Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/myopia-defend-your-childhood-a-nostalgic-movies-podcast/id902021563?mt=2">iTunes!</a>, <a href="https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/dudeletter/myopia-defend-your-childhood">Stitcher!</a> or <a href="http://myopia.podbean.com/">Podbean!</a> Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/MyopiaPodcast/?ref=bookmarks">Facebook</a> or <a href="https://twitter.com/MyopiaPodcast">Twitter</a>, and we are starting a new <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAhD0cfDfApMntVyWibbmnw">YouTube Channel</a>, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with <a href="https://twitter.com/akbarjenkins">Alex Cummings</a>, <a href="https://soundcloud.com/doomedtorepeat">Doomed to Repeat</a> with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Jon

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew

 

 

January 4, 2018

Weird Science

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This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn't use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO's family with a gun was ok in Reagan's America.

Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov last year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!

Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!

Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex CummingsDoomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Thomas, Jeremy, Daniel, Christina.

 

December 28, 2017

Rugrats

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Happy Holidays! Litterally! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch the Rugrats in The Santa Experience and Chanukah! Two Holidays are represented! Will the voices drive Nic to rage? Will the poorly constructed jokes drive Daniel to suicide? Well, that makes it just like the holidays in general! So, pour yourself some hot choco and let's drive into Rugrats!

Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon!

Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex CummingsDoomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel

December 21, 2017

Gremlins

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It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetance!

Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex CummingsDoomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas

Defendant: Nicolas

Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy, Thomas

December 14, 2017

Die Hard

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Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby's smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time.

Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon!

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nicolas and Daniel

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"Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination," I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he's just straight up killing kids, right?

Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me as we “welcome” in the “holidays” with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (The Rankin/Bass Classic) and The He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special!

Host: Nicolas 

Defendant: Nicolas 

Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy

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