In honor of the March 24th Release, we return to the classic that, when I was a young and impressionable middle schooler, ruined the show for me. 

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned that you can replace to actors and hope kids don't notice. Oh, they noticed. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Madison, Daniel, Matthew Quinn, Jeremy

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Well, well, well. Fake news? Business taking over politics? Robotic cars? Bond in a BMW?!?!?! So fanciful! After the amazing Goldeneye, did Tomorrow Never Dies hold up? How did Pierce hold up? Will I answer any of these questions? Tune in to find out!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, Jon C, Thomas

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February 16, 2017

Episode 111: Hellboy (2004)

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned Ron Perlman has the greatest voice ever. We watched Hellboy, wait, Guillermo Del Toro? Perlman? How did they even get this cast?  

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Madison

Panel: Matthew Quinn

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Out with the oldish, in with the Irish! We watched Goldeneye for this Mission Briefing. I know what your are thinking, didn't they already nostalgia all over this? Well, you are keen and thanks for listening! We did it again with the Mission Gaze! Pierce Brosnan replaced Tim Dalton! Nintendo 64 is mentioned, duh!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Steven, Matt, Jon, Thomas

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned why Elisabeth Hurley stopped acting. We watched Bedazzled,  dónde esta esa biblioteca?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Abbey

Panel: Daniel and Madison

 

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So this film is, well, I guess, goodbye once again to another Bond. This we just got to know you! We end up with this film which starts with a wedding and ends with Felix Leiter being bitten in half. So, I guess paves the way for Joe Don Baker and Jimmy Bond, which is weird. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Bond Experts: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Angela Lansbury never really looked young. We watched Bednobs and Broomsticks, how is this movie nearly two and a half hours long?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Madison

Panel: Abbey, Daniel, Matt

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This week we introduce the new James Bond. He is rugged, he doesn’t make quips, and it is a darker grittier movie. I know whate you're thinking, are we talking about Daniel Craig? No, that’s crazy! They wouldn’t try to reboot the series is darker and grittier with a rugged James Bond doesn’t make quips more than once or possibly twice! Sigh, nope, nothing is ever new with this series. It is okay, well, whatever. We watched License to Kill!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Abbey, Matt, Daniel

 

 

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This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we learned that Johnny Depp is better than Tim Burton, at least was 13 years ago. We watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, did the actors who had to actually learn lines hate Jack Sparrow?

How will you stand when we put your past on trial?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Defendant: Erin

Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Scott

 

 

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We say goodbye to Roger Moore with a fitting send off, sort of, well the send off that he deserves; too campy to live, but too campy to die. 

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy, and Thomas

 

 

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