Episodes

2 days ago
Armed and Dangerous
2 days ago
2 days ago
This week we continue our Dantastic month and podcast dictator Daniel has selected this baffling movie! We watched Armed and Dangerous, a movie with both John Candy and Eugene Levy playing sex objects.
How will Armed and Dangerous hold up?
Host: Daniel
Cohost: Nic, Matthew, and Nur
Directed by Mark L. LesterStarring: John Candy, Meg Ryan, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia, Kenneth McMillan, Brion James, Jonathan Banks, Stacy Keach Sr., Tiny Lister

Thursday Sep 21, 2023
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
Thursday Sep 21, 2023
This week, we talk about a comic adaptation where the fictional stories are actually biographies, which perhaps is why the plot is so contrived. We watched The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, what I imagine Sean Connery calls his drinking buddies.
How will The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Nic, and Nur
Directed by Stephen NorringtonStarring: Sean Connery, Stuart Townsend, Peta Wilson, Jason Flemyng, Naseeruddin Shah, Tony Curran, Shane West, Richard Roxburgh, Max Ryan, Tom Goodman-Hill

Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Reanimator
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
Thursday Sep 14, 2023
This week we can't let a good idea die. We watched Reanimator or How to get a head in Science.
How will Reanimator hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Nic, Nur, Matthew
Directed by Stuart GordonStarring: Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, David Gale, Robert Sampson, Gerry Black, Carolyn Purdy-Gordon, Peter Kent

Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
Thursday Sep 07, 2023
This week we watch the best video game movie I saw this year. We watched Mortal Kombat (1995), Round Two...FIGHT!
How will Mortal Kombat hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew
Directed by Paul W.S. AndersonStarring: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trevor Goddard, Chris Casamassa, François Petit

Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
Thursday Aug 31, 2023
This week we reheat vengeance, a dish best served cold. We watched Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, because we needed a good sci-fi cry.
How will Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Candace
Directed by Nicholas Meyer
Starring: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols, Bibi Besch, Merritt Butrick, Paul Winfield, Kirstie Alley, Ricardo Montalban

Thursday Aug 24, 2023
Batman Forever Revisited
Thursday Aug 24, 2023
Thursday Aug 24, 2023
This week we riddle over who's afraid of the big black bat, nothing homoerotic about that! We watched Batman Forever! Inspiring the newest ride at a Six Flags near you!
How will Batman Forever hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matt, Charlie
Directed by Joel SchumacherStarring: Val Kilmer, Tommy Lee Jones, Jim Carrey, Nicole Kidman, Chris O'Donnell, Michael Gough, Pat Hingle, Drew Barrymore, Debi Mazar, Rene Auberjonois
"Surf Shimmy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Thursday Aug 17, 2023
A Goofy Movie - ReVisited
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
Thursday Aug 17, 2023
This week we revisit the scenic locale of the Leaning Tower of Cheesa. We revisited A Goofy Movie, watch it BEFORE YOU END UP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!
How will A Goofy Movie hold up after nine more years?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Co-Host: Nur, Matthew
Panel: Keiko
Directed by Kevin Lima
Starring: Bill Farmer, Jason Marsden, Jim Cummings, Kellie Martin, Rob Paulsen, Wallace Shawn, Jenna von Oÿ, Frank Welker
"Surf Shimmy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Thursday Aug 10, 2023
TMNT (2007)
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
Thursday Aug 10, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies we get season 10 going with a return to form; starting a season with a healthy dose of fighting and pizza. We watched TMNT, yet ANOTHER movie where Raphael was a jerk to everyone.
How will TMNT hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matt, and Candace.
Directed by Kevin Munroe
Starring: Patrick Stewart, Mako, Chris Evans, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Kevin Smith, Ziyi Zhang, Laurence Fishburne, Mitchell Whitfield, James Arnold Taylor, Mikey Kelley, Nolan North, John DiMaggio, Kevin Michael Richardson, Fred Tatasciore

Myopia Movies
Welcome to season 9 of Myopia Movies! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that our memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up? We watch everything from classics to cult classics, action and adventure to animation, send us your suggestions!