Happy Thanksgiving, today we celebrate the season and start bawling like a child. We watched Plains, Trains, and Automobiles, man I miss John Candy. 

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How will Plains, Trains, and Automobiles Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace

You asked for it! The Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is now on patreon, has been for a while in fact. Soon, we will have Candace on to talk Trek as we do a Star Trek V Commentary. In the mean time, enjoy this sample from Patreon. For the price of a few pay-to-win iPhone game tokens, you can support your friends here! 

This month on the Patreon exclusive Myopia Movies episode, we save some whales! We watched Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, a Star Trek rom com. 

Host: Nic

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew

 

November 19, 2020

Short Circuit 2

This week on Myopia Movies, we visit the family friendly side of the military industrial complex with just a dash of brown face. We watched Short Circuit 2, I know Johnny, but are any of us truly alive? 

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How will Short Circuit 2 Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Candace

November 11, 2020

Ace Venture: Pet Detective

This week on Myopia Movie, we remember a great comedian and get grossed out by his transphobia. We watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, knowing his stance on vaccines, the talking ass is appropriate. 

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How will Ace Venture: Pet Detective Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew

November 5, 2020

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

This week we round out a month of vampire flicks with the most true attempt to retell the tale, We watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, come for the butthead hair cut, stay for Wynona Rider sucking off Gary Oldman. You heard me. 

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How will Bram Stoker's Dracula Hold up

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Daniel, and Matthew

This week we take a quick sojourn away from our vampire month, to get into the Halloweeny spirit. With only three more days til Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, three more days til Halloween, we visit Silver Shamrock! We watched Halloween 3: Season of the Witch, a doctor's journey with horny alcoholism. 

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How will Halloween 3: Season of the Witch hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew

October 21, 2020

From Dusk Til Dawn

This week we watch a surprise vampire flick! So many surprises! Quentin Tarantino as a lead actor? Sure! Vampires only in the third act? Why not! Vampire Strip club? Who are you, Blade? We saw From Dusk til Dawn, Okay hard drinkers, let's drink hard. I'm buyin'!

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How will From Dusk til Dawn hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew

October 15, 2020

Queen of the Damned

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the only music great enough to wake a Vampire is Korn. We watched a nu-metal movie for our nu episode, Queen of the Damned, the disappointing sequel to Interview with the Vampire.
 
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How will Queen of the Damned hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Charlie, Daniel, and Nur 

October 8, 2020

Twilight

This week on Myopia Movies, we see what all the fuss is about! We watched Twilight, our first black and white film. 
 
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How will Twilight hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy, and Matthew

 
October 1, 2020

Blade Trinity

This spooky month, we are watching only Vampire films starting with this one! This week on Myopia Movies was saw Blade Trinity, a movie so boring we had to watch it twice because everyone fell asleep watching it. 
 
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How will Blade Trinity hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Charlie, and Nur
September 24, 2020

Catwoman

Hey all! Welcome to episode 250, woooooooooooooooooooooo! woo! According to Chartable, in the past year, we have charted in nearly three dozen countries. According to our downloads, tens of thousands of you are listening. We have a Patreon with patrons. Thanks! To celebrate, we watched Esquire Magazine's 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive eat tuna from a can and lick cream from a Collins glass. We watched Catwoman, oh, I have wasted my life. 

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How will Catwoman hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy, and Matthew

September 17, 2020

Beer Fest

This week on Myopia Movies, we celebrate the beginning of Fall the only way we know how, with a festival. We watched Beer Fest, in real life, the Canadians win this....weird.

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How will Beer Fest hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Bobby, Daniel, and Jon

September 10, 2020

Angels in the Outfield

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn Christopher Lloyd is as magical as we  all knew he was. We watched Angels in the Outfield (1994), who'd have thought Tony Danza's career only had months left at the time. 

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How will Angels in the Outfield hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew

September 2, 2020

Twister

This week on Myopia Movies, we learned about the 'suck zone' without fear of reprisal. We watched Twister, in this stormy season, is this too on the nose?

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How will Twister hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Nur and Matthew

This week on Mission Briefing, we thought we were going to watch a crime thriller, whoops. We saw the Thomas Crown Affair!

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! 

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How will The Thomas Crown Affair hold up?

Host: Jon

Panel: Daniel, Nic

Hello! Take a watch of a sample of our first commentary track! This is not a Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Riff Trax style riff, more akin to a directors commentary track. As promised before CoVid, the first is on the only Prequel we have not covered, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, frankly, I am a fan of sand.
 
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Host: Nic
Panel: Evan and Daniel
 
August 27, 2020

2012 (Roland Emmerich)

This week on Myopia Movies, the world gets destroyed by some CGI! We saw 2012, John Cusack action hero? Sure, why not.

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How will 2012 hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

August 20, 2020

Terminator 3

This week on Myopia Movies, we bomb the universe! We saw Terminator 3, the movie progressive enough to call its female villain the Terminatrix.

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

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How will Terminator 3 hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

August 13, 2020

Jason X

This week on Myopia Movies, it is Thursday the 13th, so we are watching something that is almost a Friday the 13th Movie, we saw Jason X! You know the one were Kane Hodder boldly plays TWO characters, Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason.

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

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How will Jason X hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

August 6, 2020

Star Trek (2009)

This week on Myopia Movies, we recast Captain Kirk and are just fine with it. We watched Star Trek 2009, the Beastie Boys are timeless!

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

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How will Star Trek (2009) hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

July 30, 2020

AVP Requiem

Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone  on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG!

 

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This week on Myopia Movies, what are all these sexy teens doing in my Predator movie? We watched AVP Requiem, the one where the government finally tries nukes on these assholes. 

How will AVP Requiem hold up? 

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

 

Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone,we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair, chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched  “To Serve Man” and “The Dummy”

 

“To Serve Man”

Kanamits, nine-foot-tall creatures from outer space, promise they have come to our planet, “above all things, to help the people of Earth.” They have no ulterior motive, they reassure: “We ask only that you trust us.” Which leads to The Twilight Zone’s darkest and most famous punch line. This episode is also notable for inspiring the aliens Kodos and Kang on The Simpsons.

 

“The Dummy”

It’s a battle of wills between Jerry (Cliff Robertson), a second-rate nightclub ventriloquist, and Willie, 24 inches of timber, who Jerry is convinced is alive. “He talks when I don’t talk. He tells jokes I’ve never heard before,” he insists to his long-suffering agent (a pre-Gomer Pyle Frank Sutton). Unsteadying expressionistic camerawork by director Abner Biberman anticipates which personality will win out with an absolutely creepy final shot.

 

There are many paths in life, but which one will you travel down in the Twilight Zone, Zone…

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Matthew and Daniel

 

 

July 23, 2020

Alien Covenant (Preview)

This week on the Myopia Movie Patreon exclusive episode, we complete the Alien Saga with Alien Covenant! Two Michael Fassbenders? Is this the best one?

 

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In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere?  Facebook? TwitterMyopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here (including Predator!)

How will Alien Covenant stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Jeremy and Matthew

 

Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone,we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair, chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “Five Characters in Search of an Exit” and “Nothing in the Dark.”

 

“Five Characters in Search of an Exit”

The setup is a little bit Saw and a little bit Waiting for Godot: an Army major (William Windom) finds himself in a circular enclosure with no doors, no windows, and no ceiling. He has no idea who he is or how he got there. And he’s not alone; present, but more resigned to their situations, are a clown, a ballerina, a hobo, and a bagpiper. This episode gives new meaning to the eternal question, “Why are we here?” Your mileage may vary as to the ultimate answer, but the questions posed (“How long will we be here?” “What’s up there?”) are profound in or out of The Twilight Zone.

 

“Nothing in the Dark”

Many actors got their start on the Zone—none more famously than Robert Redford, who appears here as a policeman who is shot outside of the door of an elderly woman who refuses to leave her condemned apartment for fear of being taken by “Mr. Death.” For more before-they-were-big moments, see Robert Duvall in “Miniature,” Burt Reynolds in “The Bard,” and Charles Bronson in “Two.”

 

There are many paths in life, but which one will you travel down in the Twilight Zone, Zone…

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Panel: Matthew, Jeremy and Daniel

 

 

July 17, 2020

Predator 2

This week on Myopia Movies, we watched Danny Glover clean up the streets, which, I assume, is why he is the President in 2012. We watched Predator 2, why did Men in Black not star Gary Busey? 

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In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere?  Facebook? TwitterMyopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here (including Predator!)

How will Predator 2 stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel and Matthew

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