Today on Myopia: Summer Reruns, we watch probably to most popular Bond of the Connery Era, Goldfinger! My moving process is going slowly, but we are working to bring you new stuff soon. In the mean time, lets listen to a classic ep!

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How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Bond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Matt P

We have returned with From Russia With Love, a bond classic, that unfortunately gets dwarfed by its sequel. However, the summer reruns continue to roll on and we continue to work to bring you solid content! We will have new stuff soon, but for now enjoy dusting off this classic episode!

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How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up!

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Bond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Mark

 

Welcome to Summer 2019! Since there has been all sorts of Bond 25 news like new directors, new settings and whether Daniel Craig will ever walk again, we thought a Bond summer would be perfect! After polling the old Mission Briefig team, they all wanted a Sean summer! For the next few weeks, we will trapse through Connery with some bonus materials along the way! 

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How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up!

Host: Nic

Panel: Matt P, Mark, and Jon

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we end Daniel's series on the rise and fall of Michael Eisner. From the Little Mermaid, which we will not cover, to Atlantis: The Lost Empire, which we already did. I would like to thank Daniel for his work on this series and Jon and I for quickly forgetting it. Let us know if this series interested you, because we could do something similar again soon!

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As we remember Michael Eisner's fall at Disney!

Host: Daniel
Panel: Jon and Nic

As we wrap up season 5, we take the second to last meander down the path of Michael Eisner. Daniel is rapidly speeding toward Eisner's decline and, like all good Americans, he can partially blame the French.

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Host: Daniel
Panel: Jon and Nic

May 15, 2019

Speed Racer

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn the power of Technicolor. We watched the Wachowski's Speed Racer! Who would have guessed it, but appearantly I have always wanted to see John Goodman kill a ninja...

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How will Speed Racer stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Evan
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Evan

May 8, 2019

Rocky and Bullwinkle

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look back on how Jason Alexander and Robert DeNiro used all their good will and fame from the early 90s. We saw Rocky and Bullwinkle, MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!

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How will Rocky and Bullwinkle stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel

May 1, 2019

Man of The House

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we wrap our 2019 Public Defender Month! The Month of movie you wanted to defend, and we wrapped with a precocious kid classic! We saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas (or JTT as the girls I was in middle school with called him) and Chevy Chase (or douchebag as the actors who work with him called him) in Man of the House!

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Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee!

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How will Man of the House stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Erik
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Charlie

April 25, 2019

Hackers

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we dust of an AOL disc with 100 free hours! What a deal! We watched Hackers, the sexiest movie about hackers since Silicone Valley (the porno version of Silicon Valley). 

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How will Hackers stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Scott
Panel: Matthew, Daniel

April 18, 2019

The Breakfast Club

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we reinforce the cliches of high school, root for a man who grabs an unwilling teenager by the crotch, and witness an authority figure threaten and hit a child. We watched the Trump Documentary, I mean, The Breakfast Club, will you forget about me?

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Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing's People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza Saturday! Usually we perform today, but instead this Saturday, we will be doing a special Saturday show on the Roger Corman Fantastic Four!

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How will The Breakfast Club stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Lauren
Panel: Adam, Daniel

 

April 11, 2019

Inspector Gadget

After technical issues, we are starting Public Defender Month with a selection from Kels on our Twitter feed who selected the movie that proves, after accidentally killing a man, Matthew Broderick will act in anything. We watched Inspector Gadget, how do you get such a simple movie so very wrong?

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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th!

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How will Inspector Gadget stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Public Defendant: Kels
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey

April 1, 2019

Finding Neverland

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we watch a movie in which Johnny Depp takes advantage of friendship for profit, leaving people disappointed in him...awkard. We watched Finding Neverland, Dustin Hoffman is in this because he played Captain Hook in Hook...sigh...

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How will Finding Neverland stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic Hoffmann

Defendant: Dan

Panel: Daniel, Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that video games are made by only one person.  We watched the Disney live action remake, 101 Dalmatians, man Glenn Close really showed up for an embarrassing movie.

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How will 101 Dalmatians (Live Action - 1996) stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Charlie

March 21, 2019

101 Dalmatians (Animated)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about clothing alternatives. We watched the Disney Animated Classic, 101 Dalmatians, so the name Cruella De Vil didn't raise any flags, huh...weird how she was the villian.

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How will 101 Dalmatians (Animated -1961) stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Charlie

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get excited and just can’t hide it. We saw Nutty Professor (Remake – 1996), man remember when Eddie Murphy had a career. I bet there is at least one prostitute who remembers….

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How will The Nutty Professor (Original – 1996) stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Kelsey

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the origin of Professor Frink. We watched the Jerry Lewis classic The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963), so the hero who learns something still gets the girls at the end, but the girl is his student...the 1960s were weird...

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How will The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963) stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Daniel
Panel: Daniel, Adam, Lauren

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we try to convince Daniel that Alice in Wonderland (the book) is as undeciferable as the movie.  We watched Alice in Wonder! No, not that one, or that one, the one with Christopher Lloyd, Gene Wilder, and Haggrid. No, not that one either.

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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18!

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How will Alice in Wonderland stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Defendant: Thomas
Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned where June Lockheart was hiding. We watched the 1992 TV movie that is mostly LOST, Danger Island (AKA The Presence, after the pilot was not picked up). Matthew chose this movie because the evil government plan has the same name as my daughter. Whee!!!

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How will Danger Island stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew

February 14, 2019

Pirates of Silicon Valley

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we forgot about Valentine's Day and while we hide from significant others, here is a movie! Before the think pieces starring Michael Fassbender, Ashton Kutcher, and Justin Long, there was a movie about how Steve Jobs was an asshole and it was on TV! We watched the Pirates of Silicon Valley, the Linux story was never this sexy!

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Thanks to those of you who came out to Road House! Up next month is Hanger 18! (Yeah, I don't know it either). Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. 

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How will Pirates of Silicon Valley stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic

Defendant: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew

February 7, 2019

Merlin

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we start our month watching TV with Sam Neill in the Cliff's Notes version of a classic tale Jurassic Park, I mean Merlin (1998 - The Made For TV Mini-Series). Helena Botham Carter could never play, say a banker, could she.....

Hello friends! From now until Valentine's Day, we are taking requests for movies for an upcoming Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email (myopiapodcast@gmail.com), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain).

Was there a disappointing sequel, precocious kid movie, Muppet, Monster, or Miscellaneous movie we missed? Let us know! This time we put your past on trial!

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How will Merlin stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Thomas
Panel: Matt and Daniel

January 31, 2019

Matrix Revolutions

The week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we 'celebrate' 200 episodes by watching Matrix Revolutions! Not the one you are thinking of, there is no space orgy rave, Neo is stuck in a subway station for 20 minutes (then disappears for most of the movie) the Oracle is recast, and Morpheus doesn't matter! Wooo! Don't worry we have a doozy planned for the 200th movie.

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How will Matrix Revolutions stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

January 24, 2019

Scorpion King

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn why they stopped calling this movie "The Mummy III." We watched The Scorpion King! In which Daniel convinces me that the Rock is not always the charismatic heroic hunk I thought he was, what can I say except you're welcome.

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Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House!

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How will Scorpion King stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Daniel returns for a special bonus episode about Michael Eisner, right? I am not sure, I have not heard it yet either. I am so excited!

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How will Michael Eisner stand when we put his past on trial?

Host: Daniel
Panel: Nic and Jon

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Matt yells "Noooooooooooo!" for 20 minutes. We watched Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith, I guess this is the good one, maybe? I mean, it was the chosen one.....

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How will Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey

January 10, 2019

Speed 2: Cruise Control

How do you end up with a classic like Speed 2? Well first you need a classic, like Speed. Ah, the movie making process. First, you get a script together, match it with producers with the vision, who find directors who see that vision, cinematographers who can bring the vision to celluloid, actors who fulfill that vision, and the music and effects that bring it to life.

Ah, the sequel making process. First, the director (now also the producer), gets a script, then has a dream that causes him to throw out the original script and rewrite it. This causes the big star of the movie to leave (causing the movie studio to make up a lie involving the actor's band).  Then proceed to add a subplot about a deaf girl (14) in love with the new male lead (to make him seem less like a robot), show the female lead watching Lolita to nail subtext, add leeches and Willem Dafoe, give it a catchy subtitle, like "The Boat that Couldn't Slow Down," or "Cruise Control," and pow! You've got a movie!

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How will Speed 2 stand when we put it on trial?

Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Matthew, Daniel

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