June 10, 2021

Bloodsport

This week we crossover with the Cineprov Patreon and cover Bloodsport! The movie that inspired Mortal Kombat and includes tasteful nut trauma! 

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How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

This week on Myopia Movies, we talk about something that Disney sort of left in the vault, we watched the surprisingly dark Hunchback of Notre Dame. 

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How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Daniel, Nur

May 27, 2021

Osmosis Jones

This week we get gross, I mean, really gross. We watched Osmosis Jones, children's animation from the guys who made There's Something About Mary. 

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How will Osmosis Jones stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Nur

This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real!

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How will Hellboy 2: The Golden Army stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Nur, Matthew

May 13, 2021

Over the Top

This week we see the movie that inspired the arm wrestling craze, we visit Canon town with Over the Top! Thank God there is a trucker division!

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How will Over the Top stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Lauren, Matthew

May 6, 2021

Maximum Overdrive

This week there were no apple crates in Hollywood, for Emilio Estevez was being an action hero! We watched Maximum Overdrive a movie made with so much cocaine that Stephen King does not remember it's filming. 

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How will Maximum Overdrive stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Jeremy, Nic

April 30, 2021

Johnny Mnemonic

This week we learn that Keanu Reeves can store about as much memory as the biggest iPod. We watched Johnny Mnemonic, Hit Me!

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How will Johnny Mnemonic stand up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Charlie, Jeremy, Nic

 

This week on Myopia Movies, we get in the mood for the new Mortal Kombat movie with the bloodless Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, a movie that is the porn parody of itself. 

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How will Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Chris, Matthew, Nur

April 14, 2021

300 (2006)

This week, we get all grease up and pretend to be Greek! We watched 300, probably one of the gayest films we have ever done. 

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How will 300 Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Jeremy, Nur

This week on Myopia Movies, we manifest the hell out of some destiny! We watched Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, the origin story of Champ!

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How will the Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Jon, Jeremy, Matthew, Daniel

March 25, 2021

King Kong (2005)

This week we watch a huge, hairy, terrifying Jack Black! We saw King Kong (2005), I imagine the truest movie about how Richard Attenborough made nature documentaries.  

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How will the King Kong Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Jeremy, Nur

March 18, 2021

The Princess Diaries

This week on Myopia Movies, we class up the place! We watched the Princess Diaries, the time Julie Andrews danced with Hector Elizondo, steaming hot.

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How will the Princess Diaries Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Jeremy, Matthew

 

March 11, 2021

13 Going on 30

This month we learn that sometimes nerds turn into Mark Ruffalo! We watched 13 Going on 30, Big for the ladies! 

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How will the 13 Going on 30 Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Fitzy, Lauren, Nur

March 4, 2021

Cobra

This week we take out our pizza scissors, we watched Cobra! If crime is the disease, are you the cure?

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How will the Cobra Hold Up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Adam

 

February 25, 2021

The Man in the Iron Mask

This week on Myopia Movies, we see Gerard Depardieu's butt! We watched The Man in the Iron Mask, the film where a Frenchman, an Irishman, an American, and a Brit, play the four French Musketeers, and swear to protect the French king played by an American. 

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How will the Man in the Iron Mask Hold Up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Nur, Candace

February 18, 2021

What Women Want

This week on Myopia Movies we learn that stealing a woman's ideas help you succeed! We watched What Women Want, the movie where Mel Gibson can hear women and female dogs...yup.

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How will What Women Want hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Fitzy, Nur

February 11, 2021

Daredevil

The week we watch a real classy Valentines release, Daredevil! The movie that made Ben Affleck say he would never do a comic book movie. again..the first time.

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How will Daredevil hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Dan, and Evan

February 4, 2021

The Last Unicorn

This week we learn that Rankin and Bass did more than just Rudolph, we watched the Last Unicorn! 

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How will Last Unicorn hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, and Kellie

January 28, 2021

Space Cowboys

This week we shoot a bunch of old people into space to spite John Glenn. We watched Space Cowboys, the only the film bold enough to watch William Devane chew for 90 minutes! 

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

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How will Space Cowboys hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

January 21, 2021

Dick Tracy

This week the folks from Cineprov cover 1990's Dick Tracy (you can get our Riff on it either with a donation to Cineprov or joining the Myopia Patreon). In the meantime, join us for the only PG rated movie where you can see Madonna completely naked! We watched Dick Tracy, Batman 1989 for babies!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Dick Tracy hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Candace, Fitzy, Evan

 

January 14, 2021

King Arthur (2004)

This week, we watch Clive Owen once again just miss stardom. We saw King Arthur, who knew history could be this boring...

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will King Arthur hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Matthew, Jeremy

January 6, 2021

Timecop

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a significantly better movie about stopping thieves in a mall than Wonder Woman 1984, we watched buns of steel, I mean Timecop. All Belgians can do the splits, I just choose not to. 

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Timecop hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Jon, Jeremy

 

Happy New Year and may 2021 be a great year for you and yours! This week we end the non-Patreon Harry Potter series with Myron of the Atlanta Podcast (on Twitter @TheATLPodcast) as Kellie guides us through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix hold up?

Host: Kellie

Panel: Myron, Daniel, and Nic

This week, Daniel Radcliffe valiantly tries to prevent the Twilight series by attempting to keep alive Cedric Diggory. We watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, can someone get a barber to set? 

Just wanted to take a moment in this chaotic time of year in a chaotic year to thank you all personally for your support. We at Myopia Movies appreciate your our listeners, or Patreon Members and our fans. Thanks and Happy Holidays!

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire hold up

Host: Kellie

Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic

This week on Myopia Movies, we tell spiders we don't want to tap dance. We watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, honestly how can people be in two places at once?

Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers)

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (This month until February we we will cover the final three Harry Potter Films Here!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Note: This is audio you sync with the movie. Further, in January we will be doing an episode and Cineprov commentary on Dick Tracy!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban hold up

Host: Kellie

Panel: Daniel, Teagan, and Nic

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