October 14, 2021

Halloween 2

This week, turns out, he wasn't dead! Will Loomis shoot cops at random? Halloween 2: The Hospital!

If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed, come by Tall Tale Books in Atlanta on 10/30, from 1-3pm

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How will Halloween 2 hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Adam, Daniel, Jeremy

October 13, 2021

No Time to Die

This month, James Bond returns with No Time to Die! Mission Briefing returns too! Did you guys think the podcast would last this long? I meant, Daniel Craig, that Craig would last this long? 

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October 7, 2021

Poltergeist

This month, Craig T. Nelson mocks a little person! We watched Poltergeist, they're heeeeeeere!

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How will Poltergeist hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Brittany, Daniel, Matthew

September 30, 2021

Gone in 60 Seconds

This week we watch Nic Cage have difficulty with Angelina Jolie handling his stick shift. We watched Gone in 60 Seconds, they all just want to have sex with cars, right?

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How will Gone in 60 Seconds hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Daniel, Matthew

September 23, 2021

Howard the Duck

This week on Myopia Movies we are down to duck! We watched Lea Thompson in yet another inappropriate relationship, we saw Howard the Duck, our last hope for novelty in the MCU.

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Host: Nic

Panel: Nur, Daniel, Matthew

September 16, 2021

A Kid in King Arthur‘s Court

This week we learn that good is bad, but this is also, just bad. We watched A Kid in King Arthur's Court, how do you make Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig look this bad?

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Host: Nic

Panel: Kellie, Charlie, Fitzy

 

September 9, 2021

Ricochet

This week we are reminded that Dick from Third Rock from the Sun is crazy! We saw Ricochet, where else you going to see Governor Jesse Ventura die in a white supremacist joust fight? If you want to here us riff it, consider joining the Cineprov Patreon.

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How will Ricochet hold up?

Host: Nic

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Nur

September 2, 2021

First Kid

This week we root against the hero! We watched First Kid, not even Sinbad charm can save this kid....

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How will First Kid hold up?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nur, Jeremy and Daniel

August 26, 2021

Cannonball Run

This week we go behind the Patreon paywall and unveil a new Mission Briefing episode. This week Roger Moore reprises his role as Roger Moore, we watched the Cannonball Run!

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How will the Cannonball Run hold up?

Host: Jon

Panel: Nic, Fitzy, Charlie

 

August 18, 2021

Last Action Hero

This week we learn that the movies inside movies are real in movies! Mind BLOWN! We watched Last Action Hero, Arnie versus the real world, like he intended! 

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How will Last Action Hero stand up?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Nur, Jeremy and Daniel

August 12, 2021

Mars Attacks

This month Daniel tells me Ack ack aaackkkkk for 45 straight minutes, we watched Mars Attacks! How can Pierce Brosnan still be this sexy?

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How will Mars Attacks stand up?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Nur, Jeremy and Daniel

August 6, 2021

X-Men: The Last Stand

This week we kill off half the cast and start over! Unrelated, but has anyone seen Matt? We watched X-Men: The Last Stand! The Dark Phoenix is impossible to get right, there, I said it. 

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How will X-Men: The Last Stand stand up?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Evan, Dan, and Daniel

 

 

July 29, 2021

The Flintstones

This week we discuss the ins and outs of prehistoric capitalism. We watched the Flintstones! Will Fred Flintstone yabba dabba doo it with Halle Berry? 

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How will The Flintstones stand up?

Host: Nicolas Hoffmann

Panel: Evan, Matthew, and Daniel

 

July 22, 2021

The Abyss

Welcome to Season 8! This month we return to Cameron town for the first time directorially on the main feed with The Abyss, a movie directed so good, Cameron was punched out by Ed Harris on set!  

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How will The Abyss stand up? 

Host: Nicolas

Panel: Jeremy, Candace, and Matthew

July 16, 2021

Space Jam Rerelease

In honor of the new movie coming out, I am rereleasing our third episode on Space Jam. Without my fully developed cynicism, feel free to listen to us as children and fly like an eagle through this attempt to watch Michael Jordan act! If you want to hear me riff this, subscribe to Patreon.com/Cineprov! 

 

Thanks guys!

In honor of the release of Space Jam, we are covering that oft forgotten Looney Tunes flick, Looney Tunes: Back in Action. I mean, the pieces are here, Steve Martin, Brendan Frasier, Timothy Dalton, Heather Locklear...Jenna Elfman....never mind, at least Yosemite Sam is here. 

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How will Looney Tunes: Back In Action stand up? 

Host: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel, Nur

 

July 8, 2021

Judge Dredd

This week on Myopia, we learn a little something about the law. We saw Judge Dredd and we are here to remind you to eat recycled food. It's good for the environment and okay for you!

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How will Judge Dredd stand up? It's a lie! The evidence has been falsified! It's impossible! I never broke the law, I AM THE LAW!

Host: Nicolas

Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Jeremy

 

July 2, 2021

Battlefield Earth

This week we punish ourselves for all you man animals, for our 300th movie we watched Battlefield Earth. Consider this leverage!

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How will Battlefield Earth stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy

 

June 24, 2021

Street Fighter

This week we watch JCVD attempt to make up for a mistake with a bigger one. We watched Street Fighter! I wonder what the value of Bison Bucks is to Bitcoin?

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How will Street Fighter stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Nur, Daniel

 

June 18, 2021

The Hulk (2003)

This week we join in with a mediocre green superhero movie! No, not Green Lantern...The Hulk! No, not Mark Ruffalo...not Lou Ferrigno...no, not Edward Norton...the Eric Bana one! No? Ang Lee? Hmmmm...Sam Elliott? Fine, the one that looks like a comic book. 

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

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For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!

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How will The Hulk stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Dan S, and Evan

June 10, 2021

Bloodsport

This week we crossover with the Cineprov Patreon and cover Bloodsport! The movie that inspired Mortal Kombat and includes tasteful nut trauma! 

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For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

This week on Myopia Movies, we talk about something that Disney sort of left in the vault, we watched the surprisingly dark Hunchback of Notre Dame. 

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Hunchback of Notre Dame stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Daniel, Nur

May 27, 2021

Osmosis Jones

This week we get gross, I mean, really gross. We watched Osmosis Jones, children's animation from the guys who made There's Something About Mary. 

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Osmosis Jones stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Nur

This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real!

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Hellboy 2: The Golden Army stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Nur, Matthew

May 13, 2021

Over the Top

This week we see the movie that inspired the arm wrestling craze, we visit Canon town with Over the Top! Thank God there is a trucker division!

Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level!

For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog.

For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (Check out 39 Steps, Austin Powers, Thomas Crown Affair, and True Lies, plus more!)

For $5: You get a bonus episode a month (on top of the Mission Briefing) (We finished the Harry Potter Films and this month cover Demolition Man!!).

For $10: You get syncable commentary tracks. We have up riffs by Cineprov including Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Wasp Woman, and Batman Forever. We have a Myopia Commentary on Star Wars – Episode II: Attack of the Clone. Also, tune in for Cineprov’s Mortal Kombat riff!

For $50: You get to pick a movie we cover. (Note: This tier is limited).

Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple PodcastsGoogle PodcastsSpotifyStitcherTuneIn and AlexaPodbeanListen NotesYouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.

How will Over the Top stand up?

Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Lauren, Matthew

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