Myopia Movies
Episodes
Thursday Mar 22, 2018
National Treasure
Thursday Mar 22, 2018
Thursday Mar 22, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.
How will you stand when we put your past on trials?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Daniel
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
Tomb Raider (2001)
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
Thursday Mar 15, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018
Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy
Thursday Mar 08, 2018
George of the Jungle
Thursday Mar 08, 2018
Thursday Mar 08, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey
Thursday Mar 01, 2018
ET The Extra-Terrestrial
Thursday Mar 01, 2018
Thursday Mar 01, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew