Myopia Movies

Rad (1986)

Grab your BMX, this is about to get EXTREME! We watched the 1980s cult classic Rad! Directed by the stunt man behind Smokey and the Bandit. 
How will Rad hold up? 
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur
Directed by Hal NeedhamStarring: Bart Conner, Lori Loughlin, Talia Shire, Ray Walston, Alfie Wise

Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King

This week we finish the epic film franchise that is perfect for when the turkey has you glued to the couch. We watched the Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King, All this stuffing is so heavy, Sam. Our most awarded and gayest movie to date!
How will Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Madison, and Matthew
Directed by Peter JacksonStarring: Sean Astin, Cate Blanchett, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Ian Holm, Ian McKellen, Bret McKenzie, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving,  David Wenham, Elijah Wood

True Lies

This week we visit Arnie, Tommy, and Jimmy as we make an American Austrian Bond Movie. We watched True Lies and trick our wives to do a sexy dance. 
How will True Lies hold up?
Host: Jon
Panel: Nic and Christine
 
Directed by James CameronStarring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis, Tom Arnold, Bill Paxton, Tia Carrere, Art Malik, Eliza Dushku, Grant Heslov, Marshall Manesh

The 6th Day

This week we return to Arnold! And guess what, not one, but two Arnolds! We watched The 6th Day, and we eat your birthday cake!
Host: Nic 
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Matthew
How will The Sixth Day hold up?
Directed by Roger SpottiswoodeStarring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wynter, Wendy Crewson, Rodney Rowland, Terry Crews, Ken Pogue, Colin Cunningham, Robert Duvall, Wanda Cannon

Carrie (1976)

We end our Kingtastic Month with the classic Brian de Palma film about the dangers of menstruation. We watched the bicentennial's own Carrie! Earning an academy nod for both female leads, this film reminds us high school was awful, gym class was worse, but nothing beats home. 
How will Carrie hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Charlie, Nur
 
Directed by Brian De PalmaStarring: Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving, John Travolta, William Katt, Nancy Allen, P.J. Soles, Priscilla Pointer, Sydney Lassick

Creepshow (1982)

This week we watched a classic comic book movie, we watched Creepshow (1982), the one where everyone is kind of a bastard. Leslie Nielsen, Roaches, Dead people, everyone is a reallllll bastard. 
How will Creepshow (1982) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Matthew, Daniel, Madison
Directed by George A. RomeroWriten by Stephen KingStarring Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau, E.G. Marshall, Fritz Weaver, Carrie Nye, Viveca Lindfors, Ed Harris, Ted Danson, Stephen King

Graveyard Shift

This week, we get a crap job in Maine. We watched Graveyard Shift, has Brad Dourif ever been not sweaty? 
How will Graveyard Shift hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Nur
 
Directed by Ralph S. SingletonStarring David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen Macht, Andrew Divoff, Vic Polizos, Brad Dourif, Robert Alan Beuth 

Christine

This week on Myopia, we watch Stephen King's Top Gear! We saw Christine, what happens to bullying, nerds, and cars when Cocaine is involved. 
How will Christine hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Madison, Matthew, Daniel
Directed by John CarpenterStarring: Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky, Harry Dean Stanton, Steven Tash