Episodes
Thursday May 25, 2023
Pet Sematary (1989)
Thursday May 25, 2023
Thursday May 25, 2023
This week we learn that sometimes, dead is better. We watched Pet Sematary, why would you live on the Talladega Raceway?
How does Pet Sematary hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur
Thursday May 18, 2023
Paycheck
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
Is it more ironic that no one remembered this film, or that I did, but only barely. We watched Paycheck, the movie named for the reason that Ben Affleck showed up!
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How will Paycheck hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nic, Nur
Directed by John Woo
Starring: Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Michael C. Hall, Paul Giamatti, Colm Feore, Joe Morton
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Splash (1984)
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we get wet! We watch as Tom Hanks tries to bang a fish with John Candy's help, just to punish Eugene Levy. We watched Splash, the origin of the women's name Madison; no really.
How will Splash hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur
Thursday May 04, 2023
Missing In Action
Thursday May 04, 2023
Thursday May 04, 2023
This week, we were going to make a podcast about a Chuck Norris movie, but he roundhouse kicked the podcast into submission. We watched Missing in Action! The only movie more misguided than a Ross Perot Campaign.
How will Missing In Action hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Panel: Matthew Quinn
Directed by Joseph ZitoStarring: Chuck Norris, M. Emmet Walsh, David Tress, Lenore Kasdorf, James Hong, Ernie Ortega
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Killer Workout (Aerobicide)
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
This week we get fit, but not tanned....We watched Killer Workout! Just release podcast and stop showing off your tits and your tight little ass!
How will Killer Workout hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew
Directed by David A. PriorStarring: Marcia Karr, David Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, Teresa Van der Woude, Richard Bravo
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Multiplicity
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
This week watch a movie with the great Michael Keaton, the excellent Michael Keaton, the awesome Michael Keaton, and the mediocre Michael Keaton. We watched Multiplicity, how does he afford any of this?
How does Multiplicity hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew and Nur
Directed by Harold RamisStarring: Michael Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Harris Yulin, Richard Masur, Eugene Levy, Ann Cusack, John de Lancie, Brian Doyle-Murray
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Crocodile Dundee
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a documentary about what may or may not be a knife. We watched Crocodile Dundee, betcha you don't think "Academy Award Nominated" when you watched this, but you, my friend would be wrong.
How does Crocodile Dundee hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nur
Directed by Peter FaimanStarring: Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, John Meillon, David Gulpilil
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Leviathan
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
Thursday Apr 06, 2023
This week on Myopia, Daniel Stern turns on the sexual harassment, we finally get to Leviathan, and wow, what a picture!
How will Leviathan hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew
Panel: Candace
Directed by George P. CosmatosStarring Peter Weller, Richard Crenna, Amanda Pays, Daniel Stern, Ernie Hudson, Michael Carmine, Lisa Eilbacher, Hector Elizondo, Meg Foster
Myopia Movies
Welcome to Season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week, we dive back into the iconic films of the ’80s and ’90s that defined our youth, questioning the nostalgia and Blockbuster-induced myths we’ve held onto for decades. Do these classics truly hold up, or were our memories just playing tricks on us? Tune in as we put our childhood favorites to the ultimate test!