Episodes

Thursday Jun 22, 2023
Popeye
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
Thursday Jun 22, 2023
This week, we will gladly pay you Tuesday for a podcast today! We watched a musical about Popeye from a world class director, because creativity died long ago.
How will Popeye hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matt, Daniel
Directed by Robert Altman
Starring: Starring: Robin Williams, Shelley Duvall, Ray Walston, Paul Dooley, Paul L. Smith, Richard Libertini, Donald Moffat, MacIntyre Dixon, Roberta Maxwell, Bill Irwin

Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Garfield (2004)
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
Thursday Jun 15, 2023
This week we watched the CGI nightmare that is Garfield (2004). It raises important questions: was Bill Murray really tricked into this because he thought it was by Joel Coen instead of Joel Cohen? Why are all the animals real except for Garfield? Can Breckin Meyer play someone who is not a loser?
How will Garfield hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-host: Matthew
Directed by Peter HewittWritten by Jim Davis ,Joel Cohen, Alec SokolowStarring: Breckin Meyer, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Stephen Tobolowsky, Bill Murray, Evan Arnold, Mark Christopher Lawrence, Vanessa Campbell, Daamen J. Krall

Thursday Jun 08, 2023
The Running Man
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
Thursday Jun 08, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the dangers of reality TV and Jesse Ventura. We watched The Running Man, the greatest end to the Kardashians.
How will the Running Man hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren
Directed by Paul Michael GlaserStarring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Conchita Alonso, Yaphet Kotto, Jim Brown, Jesse Ventura, Erland van Lidth, Marvin J. McIntyre, Gus Rethwisch, Mick Fleetwood, Dweezil Zappa, Richard Dawson, Karen Leigh Hopkins, Sven-Ole Thorsen

Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Shrek 2
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we are accidentally in love. We watched Shrek 2, the film that introduced the spin-off and makes Shrek, once again, into a sex symbol.
How will Shrek 2 Hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matt and Nur
Directed by: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon
Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, Antonio Banderas, John Cleese, Rupert Everett

Thursday May 25, 2023
Pet Sematary (1989)
Thursday May 25, 2023
Thursday May 25, 2023
This week we learn that sometimes, dead is better. We watched Pet Sematary, why would you live on the Talladega Raceway?
How does Pet Sematary hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur

Thursday May 18, 2023
Paycheck
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
Is it more ironic that no one remembered this film, or that I did, but only barely. We watched Paycheck, the movie named for the reason that Ben Affleck showed up!
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How will Paycheck hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nic, Nur
Directed by John Woo
Starring: Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Michael C. Hall, Paul Giamatti, Colm Feore, Joe Morton

Wednesday May 10, 2023
Splash (1984)
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we get wet! We watch as Tom Hanks tries to bang a fish with John Candy's help, just to punish Eugene Levy. We watched Splash, the origin of the women's name Madison; no really.
How will Splash hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur

Thursday May 04, 2023
Missing In Action
Thursday May 04, 2023
Thursday May 04, 2023
This week, we were going to make a podcast about a Chuck Norris movie, but he roundhouse kicked the podcast into submission. We watched Missing in Action! The only movie more misguided than a Ross Perot Campaign.
How will Missing In Action hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Panel: Matthew Quinn
Directed by Joseph ZitoStarring: Chuck Norris, M. Emmet Walsh, David Tress, Lenore Kasdorf, James Hong, Ernie Ortega

Myopia Movies
Welcome to Season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week, we dive back into the iconic films of the ’80s and ’90s that defined our youth, questioning the nostalgia and Blockbuster-induced myths we’ve held onto for decades. Do these classics truly hold up, or were our memories just playing tricks on us? Tune in as we put our childhood favorites to the ultimate test!