Myopia Movies

Teen Witch

This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf! 
How will Teen Witch hold up? 
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur
Directed by Dorian WalkerStarring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein
 

Legend (1985)

This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise's teeth don't line up in this film. I noticed it. I can't stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans. 
How will Legend (1985) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko 
 
Directed by Ridley ScottStarring: Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, David Bennent, Billy Barty, Robert Picardo

Flashdance

This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick. 
How will Flashdance hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur
Directed by Adrian LyneStarring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala, Sunny Johnson, Kyle T. Heffnerm, Lee Ving

Back to the Future

This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future. 
How will Back to the Future hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace
 
Directed by Robert ZemeckisStarring: Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Tom Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, James Tolkan, Billy Zane

Jaws (1975)

This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle.
How will Jaws hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nur, Keiko
Directed by Steven SpielbergStarring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Carl Gottlieb
 

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.
 
Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family!
How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Charlie, Matthew.
Directed by James CameronStarring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Earl Boen, Joe Morton, Danny Cooksey, Xander Berkeley

Star Trek: Generations

This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic. 
How will Star Trek: Generations hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Nur, and Keiko.
 
Directed by David CarsonStarring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Alan Ruck
 

Silent Night, Deadly Night

This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi's revenge! 
How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up? 
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, and Charlie
 
Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.Starring Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, Robert Brian Wilson