Myopia Movies

Creepshow (1982)

This week we watched a classic comic book movie, we watched Creepshow (1982), the one where everyone is kind of a bastard. Leslie Nielsen, Roaches, Dead people, everyone is a reallllll bastard. 
How will Creepshow (1982) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Matthew, Daniel, Madison
Directed by George A. RomeroWriten by Stephen KingStarring Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau, E.G. Marshall, Fritz Weaver, Carrie Nye, Viveca Lindfors, Ed Harris, Ted Danson, Stephen King

Graveyard Shift

This week, we get a crap job in Maine. We watched Graveyard Shift, has Brad Dourif ever been not sweaty? 
How will Graveyard Shift hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Nur
 
Directed by Ralph S. SingletonStarring David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen Macht, Andrew Divoff, Vic Polizos, Brad Dourif, Robert Alan Beuth 

Christine

This week on Myopia, we watch Stephen King's Top Gear! We saw Christine, what happens to bullying, nerds, and cars when Cocaine is involved. 
How will Christine hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Madison, Matthew, Daniel
Directed by John CarpenterStarring: Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky, Harry Dean Stanton, Steven Tash

The Stupids

As we wind down this Dantastic Month, he punishes us for doing so. We watched The Stupids, a movie with cameos from David Cronenberg, Christopher Lee, Frankie Faison and more! My only question is, why? 
How will The Stupids hold up? 
Host: Daniel 
Panel: Nic, Matthew, Nur
 
Directed by John LandisStarring: Tom Arnold, Jessica Lundy, Bug Hall, Alex McKenna, Mark Metcalf, Matt Keeslar

Armed and Dangerous

This week we continue our Dantastic month and podcast dictator Daniel has selected this baffling movie! We watched Armed and Dangerous, a movie with both John Candy and Eugene Levy playing sex objects. 
How will Armed and Dangerous hold up?
Host: Daniel 
Cohost: Nic, Matthew, and Nur
Directed by Mark L. LesterStarring: John Candy, Meg Ryan, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia, Kenneth McMillan, Brion James, Jonathan Banks, Stacy Keach Sr., Tiny Lister

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

This week, we talk about a comic adaptation where the fictional stories are actually biographies, which perhaps is why the plot is so contrived. We watched The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, what I imagine Sean Connery calls his drinking buddies. 
How will The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Nic, and Nur
Directed by Stephen NorringtonStarring: Sean Connery, Stuart Townsend, Peta Wilson, Jason Flemyng, Naseeruddin Shah, Tony Curran, Shane West, Richard Roxburgh, Max Ryan, Tom Goodman-Hill

Reanimator

This week we can't let a good idea die. We watched Reanimator or How to get a head in Science. 
How will Reanimator hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Nic, Nur, Matthew
Directed by Stuart GordonStarring: Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, David Gale, Robert Sampson, Gerry Black, Carolyn Purdy-Gordon, Peter Kent

Mortal Kombat (1995)

This week we watch the best video game movie I saw this year. We watched Mortal Kombat (1995), Round Two...FIGHT!
How will Mortal Kombat hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew
Directed by Paul W.S. AndersonStarring: Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Bridgette Wilson-Sampras, Talisa Soto, Trevor Goddard, Chris Casamassa, François Petit