Episodes

Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Shrek 2
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
Thursday Jun 01, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we are accidentally in love. We watched Shrek 2, the film that introduced the spin-off and makes Shrek, once again, into a sex symbol.
How will Shrek 2 Hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matt and Nur
Directed by: Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon
Starring: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, Antonio Banderas, John Cleese, Rupert Everett

Thursday May 25, 2023
Pet Sematary (1989)
Thursday May 25, 2023
Thursday May 25, 2023
This week we learn that sometimes, dead is better. We watched Pet Sematary, why would you live on the Talladega Raceway?
How does Pet Sematary hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur

Thursday May 18, 2023
Paycheck
Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
Is it more ironic that no one remembered this film, or that I did, but only barely. We watched Paycheck, the movie named for the reason that Ben Affleck showed up!
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How will Paycheck hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nic, Nur
Directed by John Woo
Starring: Ben Affleck, Aaron Eckhart, Uma Thurman, Michael C. Hall, Paul Giamatti, Colm Feore, Joe Morton

Wednesday May 10, 2023
Splash (1984)
Wednesday May 10, 2023
Wednesday May 10, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we get wet! We watch as Tom Hanks tries to bang a fish with John Candy's help, just to punish Eugene Levy. We watched Splash, the origin of the women's name Madison; no really.
How will Splash hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Host: Matthew, Daniel, Nur

Thursday May 04, 2023
Missing In Action
Thursday May 04, 2023
Thursday May 04, 2023
This week, we were going to make a podcast about a Chuck Norris movie, but he roundhouse kicked the podcast into submission. We watched Missing in Action! The only movie more misguided than a Ross Perot Campaign.
How will Missing In Action hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Panel: Matthew Quinn
Directed by Joseph ZitoStarring: Chuck Norris, M. Emmet Walsh, David Tress, Lenore Kasdorf, James Hong, Ernie Ortega

Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Killer Workout (Aerobicide)
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
Thursday Apr 27, 2023
This week we get fit, but not tanned....We watched Killer Workout! Just release podcast and stop showing off your tits and your tight little ass!
How will Killer Workout hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew
Directed by David A. PriorStarring: Marcia Karr, David Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, Teresa Van der Woude, Richard Bravo

Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Multiplicity
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
Thursday Apr 20, 2023
This week watch a movie with the great Michael Keaton, the excellent Michael Keaton, the awesome Michael Keaton, and the mediocre Michael Keaton. We watched Multiplicity, how does he afford any of this?
How does Multiplicity hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew and Nur
Directed by Harold RamisStarring: Michael Keaton, Andie MacDowell, Harris Yulin, Richard Masur, Eugene Levy, Ann Cusack, John de Lancie, Brian Doyle-Murray

Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Crocodile Dundee
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
Thursday Apr 13, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a documentary about what may or may not be a knife. We watched Crocodile Dundee, betcha you don't think "Academy Award Nominated" when you watched this, but you, my friend would be wrong.
How does Crocodile Dundee hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nur
Directed by Peter FaimanStarring: Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski, John Meillon, David Gulpilil
Myopia Movies
Welcome to Season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week, we dive back into the iconic films of the ’80s and ’90s that defined our youth, questioning the nostalgia and Blockbuster-induced myths we’ve held onto for decades. Do these classics truly hold up, or were our memories just playing tricks on us? Tune in as we put our childhood favorites to the ultimate test!










