Myopia Movies

Hollow Man

This week we watched the most lovingly a penis has ever been 3D CGI rendered. We watched Hollow Man that is some sizzling Bacon.
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How will Hollow Man hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Matthew, Daniel, and Nur

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

This week the Hulkster reminds us of the deliciousness of popcorn! We watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch, can you imagine how many people want Zach Galligan?
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How will Gremlins 2: The New Batch hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Daniel, Matthew, and Jon

Free Willy

This week we remember a time when Michael Madsen could be in a kids movie. We watched Free Willy, justice is not a frivolous thing. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
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How will Free Willy hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Daniel, Charlie, and Kellie

Forrest Gump

This week, in honor of the Oscars, we are talking Forrest Gump, at least we will once Daniel stops frothing. 
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How will Forrest Gump hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Nur, Kellie, Jeremy

The Never Ending Story (Patreon Sample)

This week we watch a horse die for you.....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! We saw the Never Ending Story, the subject of the world's most famous false advertising lawsuit. Want the whole episode join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)!
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How will the Never Ending Story hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Kellie, Nic

The Tragedy of Macbeth (Crossover with Required Reading)

In honor of the Academy Award nominated new movie by Joel Coen and starring Denzel Washington, Frances McDormand, and Kathryn Hunter, we are covering the Tragedy of Macbeth. This is a crossover with the Required Reading podcast.
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Panel: Dr. Nic Hoffmann, Mike Carroll, and Betsy Holcomb

Double Team

This week on Myopia Movies, we return to Belgium where JCVD, the American(?) picks up Dennis Rodman, the foreign gun runner...who cares this movie has Mickey Rourke throw a bassinet at JCVD with a grenade in it.
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How will Double Team hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy

Time Cop

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch the most spectacular splits throughout time. We watched Time Cop, a fantasy movie where presidential candidates would do unscrupulous things for money. 
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How will Time Cop hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Jeremy, Matthew