Myopia Movies

Blank Check

This week Disney teaches us that stealing from the mafia works out for the best, which may describe Michael Eisner's tenure. We watched Blank Check, the first and possibly only movie ever to be made with Sharper Image money. 
How will Blank Check stand when we put it on trial?
Panel: Nic and Daniel

The One

This week in honor of the Marvel return to the Multiverse, we visit the only multiverse movie about 2001 to not try stopping 9/11. Before you watch Dr. Strange, we saw The One. 
Have you joined the Patreon? Why not? At the lowest levels, you get access to the back catalogue! Mission Briefing adds an extra Bond related or spy movie every other month! At the Official tier, you get an additional extra episode a month! At the Riffing tier you get a movie riff Quarterly! At the top tier you pick a movie we will cover every year you are a member! That is over 30 hours of bonus content on top of 100+ hours of back catalogue!
How will The One hold up when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Treasure Planet

This week on we learn to just stick to the classics, otherwise you may waste $140 million. We watched a giggling fart cloud, I mean Treasure Planet. Sure, it's garbage, but it is beautiful garbage. 
Have you joined the Patreon? Why not? At the lowest levels, you get access to the back catalogue! Mission Briefing adds an extra Bond related or spy movie every other month! At the Official tier, you get an additional extra episode a month! At the Riffing tier you get a movie riff Quarterly! At the top tier you pick a movie we will cover every year you are a member! That is over 30 hours of bonus content on top of 100+ hours of back catalogue!
How will Treasure Planet hold up when we put you on trial?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Death Wish 3

This week we clean up the streets, pally. We watched Death Wish 3, the Star Trek and Lost Boys cross over we didn't ask for! 
Panel: Nic and Daniel

Dark Shadows

This week Johnny Depp remains pale and women throw themselves at him. We watched Dark Shadows, do you know about doctor patient confidentiality?
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? The Alien Franchise: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant, the rest of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince, Hallows part 1 and 2, plus Silver Bullet, The Watchmen, The Lawnmower Man, Demolition Man, True Lies, Van Helsing, The 39 Steps, Baby’s Day Out, The 13th Warrior, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Thomas Crown Affair, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, and London Has Fallen! Not to mention movie riffs and much more to come!
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How will Dark Shadows hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Daniel, Charlie, and Kellie

Hollow Man

This week we watched the most lovingly a penis has ever been 3D CGI rendered. We watched Hollow Man that is some sizzling Bacon.
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? The Alien Franchise: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant, the rest of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince, Hallows part 1 and 2, plus Silver Bullet, The Watchmen, The Lawnmower Man, Demolition Man, True Lies, Van Helsing, The 39 Steps, Baby’s Day Out, The 13th Warrior, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Thomas Crown Affair, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, and London Has Fallen! Not to mention movie riffs and much more to come!
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too!
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How will Hollow Man hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Matthew, Daniel, and Nur

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

This week the Hulkster reminds us of the deliciousness of popcorn! We watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch, can you imagine how many people want Zach Galligan?
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? The Alien Franchise: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant, the rest of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince, Hallows part 1 and 2, plus Silver Bullet, The Watchmen, The Lawnmower Man, Demolition Man, True Lies, Van Helsing, The 39 Steps, Baby’s Day Out, The 13th Warrior, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Thomas Crown Affair, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, and London Has Fallen! Not to mention movie riffs and much more to come!
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too!
Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Gremlins 2: The New Batch hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Daniel, Matthew, and Jon

Free Willy

This week we remember a time when Michael Madsen could be in a kids movie. We watched Free Willy, justice is not a frivolous thing. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? The Alien Franchise: Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Prometheus, and Alien Covenant, the rest of Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince, Hallows part 1 and 2, plus Silver Bullet, The Watchmen, The Lawnmower Man, Demolition Man, True Lies, Van Helsing, The 39 Steps, Baby’s Day Out, The 13th Warrior, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, The Thomas Crown Affair, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, and London Has Fallen! Not to mention movie riffs and much more to come!
Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too!
Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Spotify, Stitcher, TuneIn and Alexa, Podbean, Listen Notes, YouTube, everywhere! Coming soon to Pandora, iHeartRadio, and Deezer.
How will Free Willy hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nic, Daniel, Charlie, and Kellie