Myopia Movies

Rock-A-Doodle

This week on Myopia we learn the true evil of owls. In honor of the release of Elvis, we watched the Glen Campbell/Don Bluth movie, Rock-A-Doodle. Nothing like a kid's movie about the forced sexual pressure put on actresses. Also, don't make the kid with the adorable speech impediment try to say "Chanticleer" 1000 times.
How will Rock-A-Doodle hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew and Daniel
Directed by:     Don Bluth, Gary Goldman, Dan Kuenster
Starring: Glen Campbell, Christopher Plummer, Phil Harris, Eddie Deezen, Toby Ganger, Charles Nelson Reilly
 

Jurassic World ReRelease

In honor of the mediocre end to the Jurassic World Trilogy, we return to the 2015 movie that sucked the charisma out of Chris Pratt, Jurassic World; a movie I have now seen easily two dozen times due to my daughter's love of dinosaurs and a vast Mattel marketing line. Join us for a second season episode where we are young sounding and still optimistic for the hopes of Universal Dino movies, we ignore running in heels, and are generally high on a fun movie experience.
Enjoy
Hosted by Nic
Directed by Colin TrevorrowStarring: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ty Simpkins, Judy Greer, Irrfan Khan, Vincent D'Onofrio, Jake Johnson, Omar Sy, BD Wong, Lauren Lapkus, and a useless cameo by Jimmy Fallon
 
 

Transformers: The Movie (1986)

This week on Myopia Movies, the take down Optimus Prime. We saw Transformers: The Movie (1986), cameos in disguise.
Transformers: The Movie (1986) is Directed by Nelson Shin
Starring: Orson Welles, Robert Stack, Leonard Nimoy, Norman Alden, Eric Idle, Scatman Crothers. Music Includes Weird Al Yankovic for some reason.
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew
 

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation

This week, we visit the hallowed halls of ACME Looniversity just in time for it to be closed for the summer, we watched Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation! Yet another movie directly poking Happy World Land, I mean Disney. 
Nothing like reminiscing to summer couch days and watching Tiny Toons.
Starring: Charlie Adler, Tress MacNeille, Jonathan Winters, Don Messick, Edie McClurg, Maurice LaMarche, Joe Alaskey
How will Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Summer Vacation hold up?
Panel: Nic, Matthew, and Daniel
 

Shrek

This week, we bring down Disney just a little bit. We watched Shrek, Jeffrey Kateznberg's revenge on Michael Eisner. We fill in a major animated gap in our knowledge by watching this Dreamworks classic (?) and the first animated best picture winner. 
Starring: Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, and John Lithgow.
How will Shrek hold up?
Panel: Nic, Matt, Daniel

Hudson Hawk

This week, we cover the impressive, the rare, the Bruce Willis Musical! In honor of the great Bruce Willis' retirement, we are covering a rare foray away from the tough guy with the quips to the raw talent of a song and dance man! We watched Hudson Hawk, just let the man have his latte! 
How will Hudson Hawk hold up?
Panel: Nic, Matt, Daniel

Blank Check

This week Disney teaches us that stealing from the mafia works out for the best, which may describe Michael Eisner's tenure. We watched Blank Check, the first and possibly only movie ever to be made with Sharper Image money. 
How will Blank Check stand when we put it on trial?
Panel: Nic and Daniel

The One

This week in honor of the Marvel return to the Multiverse, we visit the only multiverse movie about 2001 to not try stopping 9/11. Before you watch Dr. Strange, we saw The One. 
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How will The One hold up when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel and Matthew