Myopia Movies

In honor of the fact that it is taking place now, we watched 1973's Soylent Green! It's podcast, SOYLENT GREEN IS A PODCAST! 
How will Soylent Green hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Co-host: Daniel, Matt
Guest: Charlie
 
Directed by Richard FleischerStarring: Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Leigh Taylor-Young, Chuck Connors, Joseph Cotten, Brock Peters, Paula Kelly, Stephen Young, Lincoln Kilpatrick

This week on Myopia Movies, the Lorax gets his revenge! We finish our M. Night Shyamalan Month with the Mark Wahlberg vehicle, The Happening! All I want to know is if hot dog guy makes it!
How will the Happening hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-hosts: Matthew and Daniel 
Written, Directed, and Produced by M. Night Shyamalan.
Starring Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Spencer Breslin, Alan Ruck, and M. Night Shyamalan.

This week we tackle the movie that made me stop watching M. Night Shyamalan The Village! Enjoy monsters! Blindness! And whatever developmental issue that Adrian Brody is supposed to have!
How will the Village hold up? 
Host: Nic
Co-host: Matthew 
Written, Produced, and Directed by M. Night ShyamalanStarring Sigourney Weaver, William Hurt, Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard, Adrien Brody, Brendan Gleeson, Cherry Jones, Judy Greer, Michael Pitt, Jesse Eisenberg and M. Night Shyamalan 
 

Note: There are audio issues with this file. I have cleaned them up some, but, there is still some artifacting. Sorry about that. Nic
This week we continue the M. Night-a-thon with the first M. Night movie to lose money, Lady in the Water! This movie has it all! A mostly naked Bryce Dallas Howard (who is mostly mute), a starring role for M. Night, and Paul Giamatti with a stutter because his family was slaughtered...look out for a scrunt!
How will Lady in the Water hold up?
Host: Nic
Co-Hosts: Matthew and Daniel
 
Written, Produced, and Directed by M. Night ShyamalanStarring: Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jeffrey Wright, Bob Balaban, Sarita Choudhury, Cindy Cheung, M. Night Shyamalan, Freddy Rodríguez, Bill Irwin 

This week on Myopia Movies, we start our M. Night Shyamamonth! The twist is that it will start halfway through the month and end halfway through the next! In honor of the 20th Anniversary, we are going to talk Signs, the reason I haven't gone to a birthday party in South America.
As we have been doing, we will announce in advance the next film! In fact, in honor of the theme month, we will tell you the whole line up of this Shyamalan-ebration!
Signs
18-Aug
Lady in the Water
25-Aug
The Village
1-Sep
The Happening
8-Sep
 
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Cohost: Matthew Quinn
Directed, Written, Produced by M. Night ShyamalanStarring: Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin, Abigail Breslin, Cherry Jones, M. Night Shyamalan
 
 

This month we continue the celebration of the return to new episodes and talk the first Vin Diesel starring vehicle, XXX! We live for this shit! Well, maybe not this movie in particular....
How does XXX (not pornography) hold up?
Host: Nic
Starring: Daniel
Guest Star: Charlie Rose
Directed by Rob Cohen
Starring: Vin Diesel, Asia Argento, Marton Csokas, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Roof, Richy Müller

This week on Myopia Movies we watch the first time Disney tried to do Star Wars, we watched Black Hole! Coming out 20 years after it look like it should have!
How will Black Hole hold up?
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Starring: Daniel Suddes
Guest: Charlie Rose
Directed by Gary Nelson
Starring: Maximilian Schell, Anthony Perkins, Robert Forster, Joseph Bottoms, Yvette Mimieux, Ernest Borgnine

This week, in honor of the twentieth anniversary of the final Austin Powers movie Goldmember, (despite reports for 15 years saying another is coming soon), we are watching Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Yea baby!
How will Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery hold up?
Host: Jon
Panel: Nic, Daniel