Myopia Movies

The Lost Boys

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we follow up the fantastic Cineprov riff with the homoerotic Joel Schumacher music video that is The Lost Boys! Remember when vampire movies were less terrible?
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Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch us mock Keifer Sutherland in this movie. On February 6th we will be riffing the Vanilla Ice movie Cool As Ice! Join us!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will The Lost Boys stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew

The Black Cauldron

Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, finish a Disney month, thanks to Disney+! We finish our traumatic Disney Movies month with The Black Cauldron! A montage of exposition!
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Did you hear us live stream this episode? No? Thanks, you are not a Patron! We will start having further exclusive episodes there at the end of January!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January 1/2 and Lost Boys! Watch me mock Keifer Sutherland!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will The Black Cauldron stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Mickey's Christmas Carol

Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah from Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! This week, we learn the true meaning of the holidays, that they move too quick to learn any sort of message! We watched Mickey's Christmas Carol, the third version of a Christmas Carol we have covered! (Scrooged! and Muppet Christmas Carol) 
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Further, if you are reading this the day it comes out, 12/13, sign up for the Patreon and we will be live streaming Myopia as we watch our next film! Thanks, Disney+
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January and Lost Boys
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will Mickey's Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew

Bambi

Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we start our traumatic Disney Movies month with Bambi! A boring film about parent death, which as I say it is most of Disney's films.
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Further, if you are reading this the day it comes out, 12/13, sign up for the patreon and we will be live streaming Myopia as we watch our next film!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January and Lost Boys
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will Bambi stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Patriot Games

Happy Thanksgiving! Please enjoy our confusing voices on the way to your awkward family dinner. This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we see Harrison Ford stop the Troubles. We watched Patriot Games, Sean Bean is in this one, so I guess his fate is not spoiler territory.
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we will be ruining childhood memories on December 5th, see you there!
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will Patriot Games stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew

The Fugitive

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, it was the one-armed man! We watched The Fugitive and Harrison Ford is totally going to jail!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we have two shows! See Christmas Evil on December 5th and we will be ruining childhood memories on December 19th!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will The Fugitive stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

Hellraiser

Happy Halloween! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have such wonderful sights to show you! We watched Hellraiser, the one you made us watch on a poll...thanks.....
The Action Star poll is in full effect ends today! We have already run 55 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter, where we put up polls constantly! You will help us choose a December theme soon!
Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will Hellraiser stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve

Friday the 13th (1980)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the wet fart that started an iconic franchise, we watched Friday the 13th, the movie where nothing happens.
The Action Star poll is in full effect! We have already run 22 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! You have also helped us pick the final movie of the month, Hellraiser! Help us all...
Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
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How will Friday the 13th stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve