Myopia Movies

Cool As Ice

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we leave the zero and get with the hero! We watched Cool As Ice, Robert Matthew Van Winkle foray into acting! Or Rebel without an Actor.
That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans, thousands of downloads, and tens of thousands of streams. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them and 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. 
In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere?  Facebook? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
Host: Nic Hoffmann
Panel: Daniel and Matthew

Aliens (Preview)

This month's exclusive Patreon episode is actually a pretty damn good movie. We watched bad-ass ladies and one child in Aliens!  An action movie brought to you by Jim Cameron nonsense. 
Panel: Nic and Daniel
 
 

Rush Hour

This week on Myopia:Defend Your Childhood, we watch the Jackie Chan movie that you have been dying for, the one where Chris Tucker yells for about two hours. Here we go! Do you understand the words coming out of his mouth?
That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans, thousands of downloads, and tens of thousands of streams. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them and 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. 
In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
 

Alien vs Predator

This week is a big week on Myopia! We open our Patreon with exclusive content! (Appeal in a minute) To attempt to capitalize on that, we will be covering Alien vs Predator (AVP) this week to coincide with our Patreon exclusive episode on Alien, the start of a movie series wherein we will cover the entire series, like we did with Bond movies. 
That being said, our Patreon is now live. For the past five and a half years, we have offered content, which has not only improved, but trained me in comedy and gathered lots of fans. As a way to reward those who want more content and keep this show viable, we are offering a Patreon with extra episodes, exclusive content and much more. In the mean time, some old stuff is going behind the paywall while we gather funds for an editor to fix them, to join more than 100 hours of exclusive content and a building archive of never before heard stuff. 
In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will Goonies stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew

Alien (Preview)

 
Myopia: Defend Your Childhood starts up with this series. After almost six seasons of avoiding them, we will do episodes on each on each of the Alien movies, starting strong and ending with Covenant, which I have yet to bother to watch.  
We start with the space horror, Jaws rip-off, Alien! Enjoy this incredible cast and subtle score as we watch this amazing film. 
 
 
 

The Goonies

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we follow up the fantastic last episodes two Coreys movie with a one Corey movie! Goonies, the movie everyone is uncomfortable with us covering. 
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there!  Releasing tomorrow! We will be live streaming there again soon and releasing a Patreon exclusive!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch us mock Keifer Sutherland in this movie. On February 6th we will be riffing the Vanilla Ice movie Cool As Ice! Join us!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will Goonies stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew

The Lost Boys

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we follow up the fantastic Cineprov riff with the homoerotic Joel Schumacher music video that is The Lost Boys! Remember when vampire movies were less terrible?
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! We will be live streaming there again soon and releasing a Patreon exclusive!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch us mock Keifer Sutherland in this movie. On February 6th we will be riffing the Vanilla Ice movie Cool As Ice! Join us!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will The Lost Boys stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew

The Black Cauldron

Happy Holidays! This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, finish a Disney month, thanks to Disney+! We finish our traumatic Disney Movies month with The Black Cauldron! A montage of exposition!
If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Did you hear us live stream this episode? No? Thanks, you are not a Patron! We will start having further exclusive episodes there at the end of January!
Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to us ruining childhood memories on December 5th! Starting in 2020, we will do a year of real movies. Starting with January 1/2 and Lost Boys! Watch me mock Keifer Sutherland!
Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here!
How will The Black Cauldron stand when we put it on trial?
Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew