Myopia Movies

Tomb Raider (2001)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018
Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy
 

George of the Jungle

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

ET The Extra-Terrestrial

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

Princess Bride

Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage! 
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Everyone?
Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey

Babe (1995)

Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Daniel

Predator (1987)

This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA.
Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we are starting season two my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an series of interviews; available where ever you get your podcasts!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Panel: Jeremy and Matthew

Total Recall (1990)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick!
Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!How will you stand when we put your past on trial?Host: Nicolas HoffmannDefendant: MatthewPanel: Jeremy

The Addams Family

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky,They're all together ooky, the Addams Family.This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy!
Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Jon
Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew