Episodes

Thursday Sep 05, 2024
Raising Arizona
Thursday Sep 05, 2024
Thursday Sep 05, 2024
This week, we learn the tragedy of high prison recidivism. We watched Raising Arizona, Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground!
How will Raising Arizona hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren and Daniel
Directed by: Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter, Trey Wilson, John Goodman, William Forsythe, Sam McMurray, Frances McDormand, Randall 'Tex' Cobb

Thursday Aug 29, 2024
The Big Lebowski
Thursday Aug 29, 2024
Thursday Aug 29, 2024
In honor of the long weekend, we start Coen Brothers month early with The Big Lebowski. This week in Myopia Movies, I nearly have a stroke trying to not quote the entirety of the movie.
How will the The Big Lebowski hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Candace, Keiko, and Matthew
Directors: Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi, David Huddleston, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tara Reid, Mark Pellegrino, Peter Stormare, Flea, John Turturro

Thursday Aug 22, 2024
Batman (1989)
Thursday Aug 22, 2024
Thursday Aug 22, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, you find out that you are my number one guy! We watched Batman (1989), why doesn't Batman dance any more? Remember the Bat-tu-si? Where does he get all those wonderful toys?
How will Batman (1989) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Nur
Director: Tim Burton
Starring: Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Bassinger, Robert Wuhl

Friday Aug 16, 2024
Big Trouble in Little China (Revisited)
Friday Aug 16, 2024
Friday Aug 16, 2024
Welcome to Myopia Movies! This week we revisit a very early episode that I first watched for this show! John Carpenter is in rare form directing this throwback comedy! We watched Big Trouble in Little China!
How will Big Trouble in Little China hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Keiko, Candace, and Matthew
Director: John Carpenter
Starring: Kurt Russell, Kim Cattrall, Dennis Dun, James Hong, Victor Wong, Kate Burton

Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Romeo + Juliet (Revisited)
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
Thursday Aug 08, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, we buy Sword brand guns! We watched Romeo + Juliet, where the Hawaiian shirts are flowing, Mercutio is recreating Rocky Horror and the music is silly. Where for art thou, Postlethwaite?
How will Romeo + Juliet hold up?
Directed by Baz Luhrmann
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Claire Danes, Brian Dennehy, John Leguizamo, Pete Postlethwaite, Paul Sorvino, Diane Venora, Harold Perrineau

Thursday Aug 01, 2024
The Mask (Revisited)
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
Thursday Aug 01, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, we celebrate the start of season 11 with a revisited episode of Jim Carrey's the Mask! Somebody, stop us! Please, 11 years is so long for this nonsense!
How will The Mask hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Keiko, Matt, Alex
Directed by Charles Russell
Starring: Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, Peter Riegert, Peter Greene, Amy Yasbeck, Richard Jeni, Ben Stein

Friday Jul 26, 2024
The Guyver (1991)
Friday Jul 26, 2024
Friday Jul 26, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, we are trying to stay on our feet! This week would be our 10th Anniversary Episode, but we are on vacation with a file issue! I cannot fix it from here, so I am rereleasing the episode from 6 years ago that Matt talks about all the time! Enjoy The Guyver!
Host: Nic
Panel: Matt

Saturday Jul 20, 2024
Johnny English
Saturday Jul 20, 2024
Saturday Jul 20, 2024
This week we watch the British version of Spy Hard, but you know, good. Could've used a "Weird" Al song though....we watched Johnny English!
How will Johnny English hold up?
Host: Jon
Panel: Nic, Daniel
Directed by Peter Howitt
Starring: Rowan Atkinson, John Malkovich, Natalie Imbruglia, Tasha de Vasconcelos, Ben Miller

Myopia Movies
Welcome to Season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week, we dive back into the iconic films of the ’80s and ’90s that defined our youth, questioning the nostalgia and Blockbuster-induced myths we’ve held onto for decades. Do these classics truly hold up, or were our memories just playing tricks on us? Tune in as we put our childhood favorites to the ultimate test!