Myopia Movies

Highlander

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Daniel

Deep Blue Sea

Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think...
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Jeremy and Steve

National Treasure

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence.
How will you stand when we put your past on trials?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Daniel

Tomb Raider (2001)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018
Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy
 

George of the Jungle

This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey

ET The Extra-Terrestrial

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcoholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew

Princess Bride

Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage! 
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Everyone?
Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey

Babe (1995)

Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Daniel