Myopia Movies

Predator (1987)

This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA.
Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we are starting season two my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an series of interviews; available where ever you get your podcasts!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Panel: Jeremy and Matthew

Total Recall (1990)

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick!
Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!How will you stand when we put your past on trial?Host: Nicolas HoffmannDefendant: MatthewPanel: Jeremy

The Addams Family

They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky,They're all together ooky, the Addams Family.This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy!
Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Defendant: Jon
Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew
 
 

Weird Science

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn't use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO's family with a gun was ok in Reagan's America.
Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov last year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!
Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!
Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann
Panel: Thomas, Jeremy, Daniel, Christina.
 

Gremlins

It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetence!
Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Nicolas
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy, Thomas

Die Hard

Well now! Pour yourself a stiff eggnog and relax by the fire with this Christmas classic as smoooooooth as Bing Crosby's smacking hand. Bruce Willis? Woo! Alan Rickman! Yesss! REGINALD VELJOHNSON?!?!?!?!? FUCK YEA! We are not entering the debate as to whether or not this is a Christmas movie, but rather, is this the greatest of all time.
Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon!
How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Nicolas and Daniel

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you'll be in a world of Pure Imagination," I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he's just straight up killing kids, right?
Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me as we “welcome” in the “holidays” with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (The Rankin/Bass Classic) and The He-Man/She-Ra Christmas Special!
Host: Nicolas 
Defendant: Nicolas 
Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy

Dune (1984, David Lynch)

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are preparing for or driving to a great meal! If not, I hope you are having a great day and we are getting you there. So we watched Dune (1984) and wow. I don't think we could say it any better than the director himself David Lynch. "Dune, I didn't have final cut on. It's the only film I've made where I didn't have. I didn't technically have final cut on The Elephant Man (1980), but Mel Brooks gave it to me, and on Dune the film, I started selling out, even in the script phase, knowing I didn't have final cut, and I sold out, so it was a slow dying-the-death, and a terrible, terrible experience. I don't know how it happened, I trusted that it would work out, but it was very naive and, the wrong move. In those days, the maximum length they figured I could have is two hours and seventeen minutes, and that's what the film is, so they wouldn't lose a screening a day, so once again, it's money talking, and not for the film at all, and so it was like compacted, and it hurt it, it hurt it. There is no other version. There's more stuff, but even that is putrefied."
Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as I riff with Cineprov.
How will Dune hold up?
Host: Nicolas
Defendant: Erin
Panel: Matthew and Daniel