Myopia Movies

Constantine (2005)

This week on Myopia Movies, we dive into the dark, brooding, and oh-so-edgy world of Constantine. Marvel as Keanu Reeves chain-smokes his way through a film that somehow mixes theology, horror, and noir into a cocktail of supernatural shenanigans. Join us as we explore why this movie's take on angels and demons is as subtle as a sledgehammer and why it's the cult classic you love to hate—or hate to love.
How will Constantine hold up? 
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Keiko, Alex, Dan
 
Directed by: Francis Lawrence
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf, Tilda Swinton, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Gavin Rossdale, Peter Stormare

We're Back

This Week on Myopia Movies: We Dive into the Prehistoric Puzzler, "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story"
Join us as we unearth the cinematic fossil that is "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story," where the idea of dinosaurs roaming modern New York City is somehow not the most unbelievable part. This week, we're peeling back the layers of this animated onion, revealing that beneath the surface, it's just more onion. Witness the mind-bending reality where dinosaurs wear clothes, eat hot dogs, and avoid existential dread by singing. Bring your paleontology hats and a healthy dose of disbelief, because we're about to find out how a Rex with tiny arms manages more emotional depth than some of our guest stars.
How will We're Back! hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Kellie
Directed by Phil Nibbelink, Simon Wells, Dick ZondagStarring: John Goodman, Charles Fleischer, Blaze Berdahl, Rhea Perlman, Jay Leno, Felicity Kendal, Walter Cronkite, Julia Child, Kenneth Mars, Yeardley Smith, Martin Short
 

The Rocketeer

This week we watch Disney's first attempt at a superhero picture, Iron Man fights the Nazi's! We watched The Rocketeer, the movie that shows the dangers of alcohol. 
How will The Rocketeer hold up? 
Host: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Lauren, Charlie. 
Directed by Joe Johnston
Starring: Billy Campbell, Jennifer Connelly, Alan Arkin, Timothy Dalton, Paul Sorvino, Terry O'Quinn, Ed Lauter, James Handy, Robert Miranda, Jon Polito, William Sanderson

Rollerball (2002)

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a remake, that was not asked for, not needed, missed the point, but boldly had Night Vision! We watched Rollerball (2002) and saw Rebecca Romjin naked in a PG 13 Movie as the director of Die Hard imagines the horrors of 2005! 
How will Rollerball (2002) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Keiko, Nur
Directed by John McTiernanStarring: Chris Klein, Jean Reno, LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn, Naveen Andrews

Mighty Ducks 3

Welcome to Myopia Movies, this week we wish there was mo Emilio! We watched Mighty Ducks 3, the search for more money. 
How will Mighty Ducks 3 hold up? 
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex

Pokemon: The First Movie

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a family film about dog fighting! We watched Pokemon: The First Movie, a film about GMOs, Euthanasia, and power no children should have. 
How will Pokemon: The First Movie hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Alex, Keiko, and Nur
Directed by Kunihiko YuyamaStarring Veronica Taylor, Rachael Lillis, Eric Stuart, Rica Matsumoto
 

The NeverEnding Story

This week on Myopia Movies, we are traumatized by another movie about flying by the director of Air Force One. Join us for childhood changing moments with The NeverEnding Story!
How will The NeverEnding Story hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Kellie, Jon, Daniel.
 
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen
Starring: Noah Hathaway, Barret Oliver, Tami Stronach, Gerald McRaney

Mimic (1997)

This week we call the exterminator and do a deep cleaning. We finish Quinntober with the Guillermo del Toro creature feature Mimic (1997). The movie that has makes us afraid of CDC efforts to end malaria. 
How will Mimic (1997) hold up?
Host: Matthew 
Panel: Nic and Charlie