Myopia Movies

The 6th Day

This week we return to Arnold! And guess what, not one, but two Arnolds! We watched The 6th Day, and we eat your birthday cake!
Host: Nic 
Panel: Keiko, Nur, Matthew
How will The Sixth Day hold up?
Directed by Roger SpottiswoodeStarring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Rapaport, Tony Goldwyn, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wynter, Wendy Crewson, Rodney Rowland, Terry Crews, Ken Pogue, Colin Cunningham, Robert Duvall, Wanda Cannon

Carrie (1976)

We end our Kingtastic Month with the classic Brian de Palma film about the dangers of menstruation. We watched the bicentennial's own Carrie! Earning an academy nod for both female leads, this film reminds us high school was awful, gym class was worse, but nothing beats home. 
How will Carrie hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Charlie, Nur
 
Directed by Brian De PalmaStarring: Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving, John Travolta, William Katt, Nancy Allen, P.J. Soles, Priscilla Pointer, Sydney Lassick

Creepshow (1982)

This week we watched a classic comic book movie, we watched Creepshow (1982), the one where everyone is kind of a bastard. Leslie Nielsen, Roaches, Dead people, everyone is a reallllll bastard. 
How will Creepshow (1982) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Matthew, Daniel, Madison
Directed by George A. RomeroWriten by Stephen KingStarring Hal Holbrook, Leslie Nielsen, Adrienne Barbeau, E.G. Marshall, Fritz Weaver, Carrie Nye, Viveca Lindfors, Ed Harris, Ted Danson, Stephen King

Graveyard Shift

This week, we get a crap job in Maine. We watched Graveyard Shift, has Brad Dourif ever been not sweaty? 
How will Graveyard Shift hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Nur
 
Directed by Ralph S. SingletonStarring David Andrews, Kelly Wolf, Stephen Macht, Andrew Divoff, Vic Polizos, Brad Dourif, Robert Alan Beuth 

Christine

This week on Myopia, we watch Stephen King's Top Gear! We saw Christine, what happens to bullying, nerds, and cars when Cocaine is involved. 
How will Christine hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Madison, Matthew, Daniel
Directed by John CarpenterStarring: Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky, Harry Dean Stanton, Steven Tash

The Stupids

As we wind down this Dantastic Month, he punishes us for doing so. We watched The Stupids, a movie with cameos from David Cronenberg, Christopher Lee, Frankie Faison and more! My only question is, why? 
How will The Stupids hold up? 
Host: Daniel 
Panel: Nic, Matthew, Nur
 
Directed by John LandisStarring: Tom Arnold, Jessica Lundy, Bug Hall, Alex McKenna, Mark Metcalf, Matt Keeslar

Armed and Dangerous

This week we continue our Dantastic month and podcast dictator Daniel has selected this baffling movie! We watched Armed and Dangerous, a movie with both John Candy and Eugene Levy playing sex objects. 
How will Armed and Dangerous hold up?
Host: Daniel 
Cohost: Nic, Matthew, and Nur
Directed by Mark L. LesterStarring: John Candy, Meg Ryan, Eugene Levy, Robert Loggia, Kenneth McMillan, Brion James, Jonathan Banks, Stacy Keach Sr., Tiny Lister

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

This week, we talk about a comic adaptation where the fictional stories are actually biographies, which perhaps is why the plot is so contrived. We watched The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, what I imagine Sean Connery calls his drinking buddies. 
How will The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen hold up?
Host: Daniel
Panel: Matthew, Nic, and Nur
Directed by Stephen NorringtonStarring: Sean Connery, Stuart Townsend, Peta Wilson, Jason Flemyng, Naseeruddin Shah, Tony Curran, Shane West, Richard Roxburgh, Max Ryan, Tom Goodman-Hill