Episodes

Thursday Mar 21, 2024
The Phantom
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Thursday Mar 21, 2024
Welcome by to a Quinntober Episode of Myopia! We are talking about the bespandexed and coweled Indiana Batman knock-off, The Phantom!
How will The Phantom hold up?
Host: Matthew
Panel: Nic and Candace, and Nur(?)
Directed by Simon WincerStarring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, Catherine Zeta-Jones, James Remar, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Patrick McGoohan

Thursday Mar 14, 2024
The Ghost and the Darkness
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
Thursday Mar 14, 2024
This week of Quinntober we join two familiar faces as they shoot lions. We watched The Ghost and the Darkness, the movie where a British white savior isn't enough; you need an American as well.
How will the Ghost and the Darkness hold up?
Host: Matthew
Panel: Nic, Nur, and Candace
Directed by Stephen HopkinsStarring: Michael Douglas, Val Kilmer, Tom Wilkinson, John Kani

Friday Mar 08, 2024
Priest (2011)
Friday Mar 08, 2024
Friday Mar 08, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, would you look at that, it is Quinntober an entirely Matt Quinn programmed month, so we, of course are starting with a Sci-Fi Fantasy Movie, where priest warrior Paul Bettany fights vampires when the theocratic world government Catholic Church claims they have all been eliminated. Yup...Holy Hell this movie is nuts. Episode 450! Woo!
How will Priest (2011) hold up?
Host: Matthew Quinn
Panel: Nic and Charlie Rose
Directed by Scott StewartStarring: Paul Bettany, Cam Gigandet, Maggie Q, Karl Urban, Lily Collins, Brad Dourif, Stephen Moyer, Christopher Plummer

Friday Mar 01, 2024
Ghost
Friday Mar 01, 2024
Friday Mar 01, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies we finish our Romantic Month with a movie directed by one of the Airplane guys. We watched Ghost, the movie where Tony Goldwyn enters the ranks of greatest on-screen deaths.
How will Ghost hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Nur, Keiko
Directed by Jerry ZuckerStarring Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg, Tony Goldwyn, Vincent Schiavelli, Phil Leeds

Thursday Feb 22, 2024
Pretty Woman
Thursday Feb 22, 2024
Thursday Feb 22, 2024
As we stretch this Romantic Month in to week four, how long is this shortest month, we watch the movie that brought Julia Roberts into our hearts. We saw Pretty Woman, everyone's favorite PG13 movie about prostitution.
How will Pretty Woman hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Keiko, Nur
Directed by Garry MarshallStarring: Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, Jason Alexander, Laura San Giacomo, Ralph Bellamy, Alex Hyde-White, Amy Yasbeck, Elinor Donahue, Hector Elizondo, Judith Baldwin, Hank Azaria

Thursday Feb 15, 2024
Teen Witch
Thursday Feb 15, 2024
Thursday Feb 15, 2024
This week we seduce the man of our dreams using magic, and have no qualms about that. We watched Teen Witch, the lady version of Teen Wolf!
How will Teen Witch hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Lauren, Nur
Directed by Dorian WalkerStarring: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Zelda Rubinstein

Thursday Feb 08, 2024
Legend (1985)
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
This week we find Tim Curry terrifying and erotic, like most weeks. We watched Legend (1985), a friend pointed out that Tom Cruise's teeth don't line up in this film. I noticed it. I can't stop noticing it. Turns out, he needed to get rid of them thetans.
How will Legend (1985) hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Madison, Matthew, Keiko
Directed by Ridley ScottStarring: Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry, David Bennent, Billy Barty, Robert Picardo

Friday Feb 02, 2024
Flashdance
Friday Feb 02, 2024
Friday Feb 02, 2024
This week we give up our construction job to go full into our dancing hobby, we watched Flashdance another movie with a vague boyfriend named Nick.
How will Flashdance hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Lauren, Keiko and Nur
Directed by Adrian LyneStarring Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala, Sunny Johnson, Kyle T. Heffnerm, Lee Ving

Myopia Movies
Welcome to Season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week, we dive back into the iconic films of the ’80s and ’90s that defined our youth, questioning the nostalgia and Blockbuster-induced myths we’ve held onto for decades. Do these classics truly hold up, or were our memories just playing tricks on us? Tune in as we put our childhood favorites to the ultimate test!