Episodes

Friday Jan 26, 2024
Back to the Future
Friday Jan 26, 2024
Friday Jan 26, 2024
This week in Myopia Movies, we watch the horniest time travel movie this side of Cinemax. To round out my month of selections we go back in time with Back to the Future.
How will Back to the Future hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Charlie, Nur, and Candace
Directed by Robert ZemeckisStarring: Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Lea Thompson, Crispin Glover, Tom Wilson, Claudia Wells, Marc McClure, Wendie Jo Sperber, James Tolkan, Billy Zane

Thursday Jan 18, 2024
Jaws (1975)
Thursday Jan 18, 2024
Thursday Jan 18, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, we keep open the beaches. We continue Hoffmannia by watching Jaws, a reminder of the time I screamed at the beach after stepping on a sea nettle.
How will Jaws hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Matthew, Nur, Keiko
Directed by Steven SpielbergStarring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw, Richard Dreyfuss, Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton, Carl Gottlieb

Thursday Jan 11, 2024
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
Thursday Jan 11, 2024
This week on another Hoffmanniac Month episode, you stick with us, because you want to live. We watched Terminator 2: Judgement Day, asta la vista, baby.
Also, welcome Nur to the Cineprov Family!
How will Terminator 2: Judgement Day hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Nur, Charlie, Matthew.
Directed by James CameronStarring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick, Earl Boen, Joe Morton, Danny Cooksey, Xander Berkeley

Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Star Trek: Generations
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
Thursday Jan 04, 2024
This week on Myopia Movies, we start Hofftober Month and enter the Nexus! We watched Star Trek: Generations, one more Christmas movie this season. Yes, I curated the whole month, and yes Star Trek is fantastic.
How will Star Trek: Generations hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Daniel, Nur, and Keiko.
Directed by David CarsonStarring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner, Malcolm McDowell, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Alan Ruck

Thursday Dec 28, 2023
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
Thursday Dec 28, 2023
This week we visit the most depressing company Christmas Party in Cinema history. We watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, Bambi's revenge!
How will Silent Night, Deadly Night hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko, Matthew, and Charlie
Directed by Charles E. Sellier Jr.Starring Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick, Toni Nero, Robert Brian Wilson

Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Miracle on 34th Street
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
This week, with Christmas rapidly approaching, we revisit John Hughes' tight legal drama. We learn where John Hammond hid after Jurassic Park, we watched Miracle on 34th Street!
How will Miracle on 34th Street hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Nur
Directed by Les MayfieldWritten by Valentine Davies, George Seaton, John HughesStarring Richard Attenborough, Elizabeth Perkins, Dylan McDermott, J.T. Walsh, James Remar, Jane Leeves, Simon Jones, William Windom, Mara Wilson, Robert Prosky

Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
Thursday Dec 14, 2023
This week on Myopia Movies, we learn it is ok to be a dentist. We splurge and watch two classic Rankin and Bass Shorts! We watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus, ground zero for the classic holiday characters Yukon Cornelius, The Bumble, Snow Miser and Heat Miser, and an elf who wants to be a dentist! Watch the puppet magic of the Charlie in a box and it snowing in South town!
How will Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and The Year without a Santa Claus hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Candace
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Directed by Larry RoemerStarring: Billie Mae Richards, Burl Ives, Larry D. Mann, and the world's most ornory Santa Claus
The Year without a Santa Claus
Directed by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr.Starring: Shirley Booth, Mickey Rooney, Dick Shawn, George S. Irving

Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Home Alone 3
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
Thursday Dec 07, 2023
This week we fight the bad guys and defend our home! We watched Home Alone 3, the first one that isn't a classic.
How will Home Alone 3 hold up?
Host: Nic
Panel: Keiko and Candace
Directed by Raja GosnellWriten by John HughesStarring Alex D. Linz, Olek Krupa, Rya Kihlstedt, Lenny von Dohlen

Myopia Movies
Welcome to Season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week, we dive back into the iconic films of the ’80s and ’90s that defined our youth, questioning the nostalgia and Blockbuster-induced myths we’ve held onto for decades. Do these classics truly hold up, or were our memories just playing tricks on us? Tune in as we put our childhood favorites to the ultimate test!