Myopia Movies

Summer Reruns 2018 - Batman Returns

So, I was reminded that half the world is upside-down, which is a polite way of saying wrong, of course. So, in honor of our hundreds of listeners in Australia and New Zealand and the four people in Argentina, two in Chile, ten in South Africa, and twenty-four listeners in Brazil, we would like to share Thomas' choice, a winter film; Batman Returns.
And what's not to like? Thomas' first podcast ever (and now look at him!) Danny Devito as the Penguin, Christopher Walken as a prick, Michael Keaton as Batman (or Bruce Wayne when he is wearing glasses), and Michelle Pfeiffer as a cat lady, I mean Catwoman!
Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great!
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Batman Returns! How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: NicDefendant: JonPanel: Daniel, Tom, Jeremy, Matthew, and Jade

Summer Reruns 2018 - Mission Impossible

In honor of the big summer blockbuster Mission: Impossible - Fallout, starring Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Angela Bassett, and Alec Baldwin , we remind you of a time where Jean Reno and Emilio Estevez could open a movie with Tom Cruise, let alone a movie. We are watching Mission Impossible!
This surprise remake of an old TV property with the twists and turns that on Brian de Palma could deliever,  led to other remakes like The A-Team, The Avengers (with Uma Thurman), the Saint, and SWAT. Hey, at least some of these sequels are pretty good.
Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great!
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Mission Impossible? How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: NicDefendant: Jeremy R.Panel: Daniel, Matt P

Summer Reruns 2018 - The Last Star Fighter

Hello there! I hope that summer is treating you with sunny days and frosty air conditioning! I am from Atlanta, as many here know, and it is too hot to think...or be funny, hence reruns! We return this we with a Sci-Fi blast from the past and you know what that means... this is Matthew's choice! The Last Starfighter, which at this point more people know from Robot Chicken than the original movie!
As an aside, the premise of the movie is great, though I think the sequel would be along the lines of Polybius.
Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant:Matthew
Panel: Madison, Thomas, Abbey, Jeremy

Summer Reruns 2018 - Road House

Hello friends and thanks for tuning in during this summer break! I hope you are staying refreshed and cool.  This week we rerun a classic: Road House. Why is it a classic, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you! Daniel picked this one for many reasons. First, it was one of the most requested movies we had done to date. Second, it was a lot of fun to record, funny to listen to, and memorable overall. Third, panelist Zack wanders off for roughly twenty minutes in the middle.
This movie gets to the meat of it all, answering questions like 'do pain hurt?' (answer: don't) 'Will you get to sleep when you die?' (answer: do) 'Does anyone in this world wear underwear, even when zipping jeans? (answer: don't). Oh what fun!
Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Michael
Panel: Zach

Interview with a Vampire

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn what they did in the shadows as we wrap up season 4! We watched Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, I'm not the only one who get's a real strong gay vibe here, right?
Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Charlie
Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Kelsey
 

The Fifth Element

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a 1990's spoof movie, the Fifth Element! Self-referencial, parodying, and self-effacing, this comedy. . .wait, this they took this serious? Oh no. . . .Well, I guess we learned that French humor is wierd.
Note: Sorry about the static, there was an issue I tried to fix. I promise it is better than George of the Jungle, but it would almost have to be.
Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic

Cool Runnings

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we feel the rhythm AND the rhyme! We watched Cool Runnings, the only movie my elementary school owned, according to my memory. You dead man?
Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Defendant: Nic
Panel: Matthew and Daniel 

Under Siege

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see two titans of the action genre go head to head; Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones! Also, Steven Seagal mumbles around here somewhere too. We watched Under Siege! Did you know that a former Playboy Playmate can act with her top on for a whole movie? Neither did this film!
Don't forget to come out today to watch Cineprov riff Masters of the Universe!
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How will you stand when we put your past on trial?
Host: Nic
Panel: Mollie, Daniel, Matthew.